“This has become especially pronounced in recent years with a surge in violence by sports fans against those who oppose them.” Jerusalem, March 15 – Minister of the Interior Aryeh Deri has created a new category of religious belief to ...
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Hamas chiefs in Gaza, Turkey, and especially Qatar are highly unlikely to see eye-to-eye with Abu Mazen on this. Ramallah, March 15 – Palestinian leaders lining their pockets and Swiss accounts with funds intended for Palestinian economic development have vowed to ...
Read More »Separate Parents’, Kids’ Bathrooms Prompt ‘Apartheid’ Charge
By contrast, no media organizations have ever reported seeing such an intolerable phenomenon in Gaza. Ramat Gan, March 14 – Local parents Yariv and Dafna Omer faced accusations of Apartheid in his household today after human rights groups discovered they mandate separate ...
Read More »Man Denied Visa Thinks He’s So Important That Zionists Did It
“Ego does funny things to the brain.” Canberra, March 14 – A pro-Palestinian activist whose application for a visa to enter Australia was denied believes for some reason that he is so prominent and dangerous that the sinister forces of the ...
Read More »112% Of Israeli Jews Think Incompetent Poll-Takers Should Be Shot
A further 102% said they should merely be flayed alive, then expelled to the Gaza Strip. Tel Aviv, March 13 – A new survey of Israeli public opinion and attitudes reveals that more than 100% of Jewish citizens believe that ...
Read More »An Interview With Allah
PreOccupied Territory caught up with the Almighty Creator and Ruler of the Universe, and chatted with Him about everything from societal trends to questions of epic historical significance. The following is condensed from the full-length interview. PT: Thanks so much for ...
Read More »ISIS May Have Obtained Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Experts cautioned that it remains too early to establish that IS even knows how to use the weapon, or would want to. Brussels, March 12 – Military analysts in NATO believe the Islamic State may have gained access to advanced ...
Read More »Iran Offers Jews Blood Of Homosexuals For Matza
Jewish leaders have yet to respond to the overture. Tehran, March 9 – In the spirit of what it called religious tolerance for the minorities within its borders, the Islamic Republic of Iran announced today that it would supply the ...
Read More »Pollsters In Iran Find Correlation Between Polling, Imprisonment
“If there is a causal mechanism, what might it be?” Tehran, March 10 – Researchers studying social, political, and demographic trends in the Islamic Republic of Iran have discovered what they claim is a strong statistical correlation between conducting polls ...
Read More »BDS Protesters Using Banners Made In Jewish Settlements
“It was a last-minute choice between standing by our principles and making our voice heard. So of course we used the signs.” Berkeley, March 10 – Advocates of a boycott against Israel have been using placards, signs, banners, and other ...
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