“I was looking forward to seeing her as Wonder Woman, maybe, or a mermaid.” Ramat Aviv, March 18 – A sixteen-year-old girl attending one of North Tel Aviv’s high schools shocked friends and family this week when she informed them that as ...
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“It’s nice and quiet here, but I’ll be going back to my mate and to Asghar soon, and that will be nice, too.” London, March 16 – A piece of footwear surreptitiously taken from the residence of a British Muslim ...
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“I don’t think we would feel the need to use a Diaper Genie if we were truly comfortable with the way we oppress, exploit, and paternalize the Palestinians.” Tel Aviv, March 17 – A local father performing diaper-changing duties is ...
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It departs so drastically from the careful, sober management of affairs that has characterized His Majesty’s reign to date. Susa, March 17 – Your Majesty, I understand that His Excellency the High Vizier Haman ben Hamdatha has petitioned His Highness to call ...
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Putin is unlikely to face resistance domestically from a prostrate opposition. Amdan, Syria, March 17 – Russian President Vladimir Putin surprised most observers Monday with his announcement that he had finished penetrating Syria, and would begin pulling out. Political figures, diplomats, and ...
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“This has become especially pronounced in recent years with a surge in violence by sports fans against those who oppose them.” Jerusalem, March 15 – Minister of the Interior Aryeh Deri has created a new category of religious belief to ...
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Hamas chiefs in Gaza, Turkey, and especially Qatar are highly unlikely to see eye-to-eye with Abu Mazen on this. Ramallah, March 15 – Palestinian leaders lining their pockets and Swiss accounts with funds intended for Palestinian economic development have vowed to ...
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By contrast, no media organizations have ever reported seeing such an intolerable phenomenon in Gaza. Ramat Gan, March 14 – Local parents Yariv and Dafna Omer faced accusations of Apartheid in his household today after human rights groups discovered they mandate separate ...
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“Ego does funny things to the brain.” Canberra, March 14 – A pro-Palestinian activist whose application for a visa to enter Australia was denied believes for some reason that he is so prominent and dangerous that the sinister forces of the ...
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A further 102% said they should merely be flayed alive, then expelled to the Gaza Strip. Tel Aviv, March 13 – A new survey of Israeli public opinion and attitudes reveals that more than 100% of Jewish citizens believe that ...
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