"We'll take the continued bombing and artillery strikes, thanks."
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Feed SubscriptionGazan Shot At By Hamas For Trying To Get Food Really Thrilled You’re Boycotting Starbucks
"I assume the noble souls refraining from overpriced bean water know what they're doing, and I thank them for it."
Read More »Gaza Health Ministry Testing How Many Zeroes It Can Add To Death Tolls Before Media Skeptical
"In a month we could have the BBC, New York Times, and CNN citing a million dead as a credible statistic."
Read More »35-Year-Old Hamas Child Martyr To Be Tried In Heaven As Adult
"All of the Gaza dead are children. Even the journalists."
Read More »Excuse Me, Are You A Gentile? Have You Put On Invalid T’fillin Today?
by Mendy Katz, Chabad shaliach
Read More »School Admin Walks Back ‘7,000 Teachers Killed In Spitball Attack’ Claim
The school has 45 registered faculty.
Read More »Activists Fight Dehumanization Of Palestinian Murderers, Mutilators, Abductors, Torturers, Rapists
"People are calling them 'monsters.'"
Read More »Meir Kahane Miffed He Not Alive To Ride Current Moment
"Suddenly it's not so unreasonable to express the opinion that collective Jewish safety and Palestinian national aspirations are mutually exclusive."
Read More »Hamas Detainees Photographed In Underwear Land Plus-Size Bra-Modeling Contract
The presence of so many well-fed people in the photos caught executives by surprise. "We were told Gaza was running out of food."
Read More »UN Scientists Unable To Think Of Act Heinous Enough To Undo ‘Innocent’ Status Of Palestinians
Any attempt to place Palestinians in some hypothetical non-innocence constitutes ethnic cleansing.
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