“It’s such a different feeling,” gushed Mgonna Skwattir, 27, originally from the Darfur region. South Tel Aviv, March 6 – Tens of thousands of Sudanese living in Israel say they fled their native country amid horrific violence and the knowledge ...
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Trump’s intolerance contrasts with those unwilling to adopt Western values of tolerance, the State’s monopoly on force, or equality. Frankfurt, March 6 – European political and public figures responsible for the influx of countless radical Islamists onto the Continent warned ...
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We’re not antisemitic, we swear. Haifa, March 5 – New investigations into an inquiry first raised in the late 1990’s may indicate that the release of canines by previously unknown parties was in fact perpetrated by conspiring Jews- we mean Zionists, ...
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Journalists are at a loss to account for the gap between the pronouncements and the reality. Tel Aviv, March 2 – A survey of personalities who proclaimed their solemn intention to depart from Israel and take up residence elsewhere in ...
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By Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader, Islamic Republic of Iran Tehran, March 3 – Barack Obama has ten months left in office. Much can happen in that time, but he has been a stalwart ally in reshaping American policy in ...
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Israeli antimissile defense systems are very effective, but no system is perfect. Haifa, March 3 – Israeli defense officials urged calm after Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah threatened to attack data-storage units here with rockets, which would release your browser history ...
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“Why should I pay the same percentage as those no-good Levites who do nothing productive all day?” Wilderness of Zin, March 2 – Wealthy Hebrews recently given a set of laws governing their emerging society raised objections today to the ...
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“This method has a proven track record.” Ramallah, March 2 – Like most national governments, the Palestinian Authority has developed contingency plans for a number of unlikely scenarios, the better able to confront those events in the unlikely case they ...
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The Terrible Republican Ugly Man for President (TRUMP) project is proceeding according to plan. Moscow, March 2 – Russian President Vladimir Putin congratulated his staff today on the successful completion of yet another phase in the project to undermine his ...
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“Microorganisms in laboratories never provided their consent to be subject to the vagaries of the petri dish.” Tel Aviv, March 1 – A leading research institute has decided to shutter its pathology and microbiology facilities amid concerns that countless acts ...
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