After all, it worked with Iran. Washington, February 25 – As the presidential campaign heats up, Secretary of State John Kerry weighed in on the prospect of a Republican victory in November by proposing a repeat of the diplomatic success ...
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Feed SubscriptionStingy Agency Won’t Offer Lifetime Pension For Killing Palestinians
“The lack of official inducement to kill Palestinians is a little too much to attribute to a bureaucratic oddity.” Jerusalem, February 25 – Israel’s National Insurance Institute does not offer lifetime financial support to those who have killed Palestinians, an investigation ...
Read More »Zoabi Secretly Relieved That Barghouti To Run In Palestinian, Not Israeli Elections
“The Mavi Marmara is small potatoes in the eyes of her voters, compared to complicity in the mass murder of Jews.” Umm El Fahm, February 24 – Firebrand lawmaker Haneen Zoabi of the Balad Party revealed to confidants today that ...
Read More »Consequences Are For Jews
By Mahmoud Abbas, Palestinian President When I signed a slew of international treaties last year, making a big show of Palestinian legitimacy on the international stage, I had one more thing in mind: using those treaties as cudgels with which ...
Read More »Despite BDS, Palestinians Still Supplying IDF With Terrorists To Shoot
They have only increased their supply to those very security forces of attackers to shoot and imprison. London, February 23 – Activists urging individuals and organizations not to maintain commercial, cultural, or other contact with Israel over its treatment of Palestinians ...
Read More »Palestinian Church Excommunicates Galileo For Saying Earth Does Not Revolve Around Them
Galilei must withdraw his conclusions and submit to the authority of the infallible Palestinian pope. Ramallah, February 22 – Ecclesiastical officials in the Church of Palestine have placed a ban of excommunication on Italian astronomer Galileo Galilei for strong evidence ...
Read More »Hamas Frustrated It Can’t Violate Syria Ceasefire Also
They hope other like-minded militants will step up and do that, or perhaps Assad regime loyalists themselves. Gaza City, February 22 – Representatives of the Islamic Resistance Movement that took control of the Gaza Strip in early 2007 voiced frustration ...
Read More »Amid Gang Rapes, Europeans Unsure: Blame Victims Or Israel?
“Israeli insistence on its own security, sovereignty, and survival disempowers Muslims, whose culture takes Islamic superiority for granted.” Stockholm, February 21 – As a trend of sexual assaults on women continues, perpetrated by groups of immigrant men from Muslim countries, disagreement ...
Read More »‘Put Down Phone’ Added To Stabbing Victim First Aid Instructions
“1. Contact emergency services. 2. Put down your mobile device*.” Jerusalem, February 21 – Volunteer paramedic organizations in Israel have issued an updated set of guidelines for civilians who wish to provide care to victims in the minutes following a ...
Read More »NGOs That Badmouth IDF Obviously More Patriotic Than You
You Neanderthal. Tel Aviv, February 20 – Non-governmental organizations that make it their business to paint Israeli security forces in the most negative light possible not only occupy a higher moral plane than you, sources reported today, but also demonstrate ...
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