Cupid’s arrow will now take the form of 20-mm cannon shells. Beirut, February 13 – To celebrate what has become a lovers’ festival, the Russian Air Force plans to mark St. Valentine’s Day on Sunday with special heart-shaped munitions deployed ...
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“Jews are collectively responsible for Palestinian suffering, and for using collective punishment.” Davis, California, February 10 – A group of activists campaigning for the boycott of, divestiture from, and sanctions against Israel reported to the Health Services Unit at the ...
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They will thus gain immensely from the burgeoning sales of the book among those who wish the nation ill. Jerusalem, February 11 – Treasury officials gathered in the Israeli capital today to celebrate the country’s most recent achievement, a secret ...
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“No self-respecting Apartheid regime would allow the excluded class to sit on the Supreme Court.” Jerusalem, February 11 – An internal parliamentary report examining the country’s adherence to policies that exclude Arabs from positions of power, negate their rights, and ...
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By Falestin Masri, age 13 Mother, you’re being completely unreasonable. All I want to do is go out with a sharp implement and impale as many Jews as possible, but you insist I finish my homework and chores first. That ...
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In his defense the accused claimed one need not read into his statements that he favored the cursed Zionist occupation. Gaza City, February 10 – The militant Islamist organization that runs this beleaguered coastal territory has put to death a ...
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He pronounced that word as if the H were a Y, as is his custom. New York, February 9 – GOP presidential hopeful and real estate mogul Donald Trump voiced excitement today at the upcoming birth of his next grandchild, promising ...
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“They practice such progressiveness that it puts these-called ‘advanced’ societies of the West to shame.” New York, February 8 – The United Nations Economic and Social Council passed a resolution today commending the Islamic State for its attention to the ...
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Commission President Wroclaw Buttinski told reporters the program will be modeled very closely on the prototype activities in Israeli-controlled territory. Charlotte, February 8 – Following the dismantling of a Carolina Panthers squad by the Denver Broncos on Sunday, the foreign ...
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Rubio’s controllers had an infamous playful moment early last year when they made their robot repeatedly reach for his water during a political speech. Tel Aviv, February 7 – The day following the final debate among the multiple remaining Republican ...
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