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BDS Supporters Strain Muscle Patting Selves On Back

BDS Supporters Strain Muscle Patting Selves On Back

“Jews are collectively responsible for Palestinian suffering, and for using collective punishment.” Davis, California, February 10 – A group of activists campaigning for the boycott of, divestiture from, and sanctions against Israel reported to the Health Services Unit at the ...

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Israel Snags Royalty Rights To ‘Protocols’

Israel Snags Royalty Rights To ‘Protocols’

They will thus gain immensely from the burgeoning sales of the book among those who wish the nation ill. Jerusalem, February 11 – Treasury officials gathered in the Israeli capital today to celebrate the country’s most recent achievement, a secret ...

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Study: Israel Just Getting Worse At Doing Apartheid Right

Study: Israel Just Getting Worse At Doing Apartheid Right

“No self-respecting Apartheid regime would allow the excluded class to sit on the Supreme Court.” Jerusalem, February 11 – An internal parliamentary report examining the country’s adherence to policies that exclude Arabs from positions of power, negate their rights, and ...

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UN Lauds ISIS For Including Disabled Among Executioners

UN Lauds ISIS For Including Disabled Among Executioners

“They practice such progressiveness that it puts these-called ‘advanced’ societies of the West to shame.” New York, February 8 – The United Nations Economic and Social Council passed a resolution today commending the Islamic State for its attention to the ...

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EU To Fund New Panthers After Broncos Demolish Them

EU To Fund New Panthers After Broncos Demolish Them

Commission President Wroclaw Buttinski told reporters the program will be modeled very closely on the prototype activities in Israeli-controlled territory. Charlotte, February 8 – Following the dismantling of a Carolina Panthers squad by the Denver Broncos on Sunday, the foreign ...

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Tel Aviv Controllers Of Robot Rubio Pleased With Debate

Tel Aviv Controllers Of Robot Rubio Pleased With Debate

Rubio’s controllers had an infamous playful moment early last year when they made their robot repeatedly reach for his water during a political speech. Tel Aviv, February 7 – The day following the final debate among the multiple remaining Republican ...

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