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Gas Deal Includes Likud Outsourcing Electoral Losses To Labor

Gas Deal Includes Likud Outsourcing Electoral Losses To Labor

“We don’t need Likud to help us drop into political irrelevance,” declared MK Shelly Yechimovich. Jerusalem, February 7 – Israel’s Supreme Court heard testimony last week relating to several petitions against the natural gas deal approved by the government, including ...

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Hamas Hires Flintstones To Drive New Tank

Hamas Hires Flintstones To Drive New Tank

“One of the bedrock assumptions for Hamas must be that in any large-scale conflict with Israel, which has happened with some regularity over the last several years, they’re going to be bombed back to the stone age.” Gaza City, February 2 ...

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Rabbinate Considers Granting Ordination To Google

Rabbinate Considers Granting Ordination To Google

The search engine consistently gives better answers than most Rabbis. Jerusalem, February 4 – The Chief Rabbinate of Israel will soon take up the question of whether to confer Rabbinic ordination upon the search engine Google, since it provides information ...

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Meretz Still Living February 2, 1993

Meretz Still Living February 2, 1993

“An inability to assimilate the fact that the assumptions of the pre-Oslo, pre-Gaza-Disengagement eras have been thoroughly debunked by reality.” Tel Aviv, February 2 – Neurologists have diagnosed one of Israel’s premier left-wing parties as suffering from a rare condition ...

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Teach The Kids Jews Are Pigs? But This Is A Math Class

Teach The Kids Jews Are Pigs? But This Is A Math Class

By Al Jebra, arithmetic teacher, Yasser Arafat Elementary School, Hebron I’ve been an arithmetic teacher here in Hebron for seven years. I’ve eminently qualified to stand before my students in that classroom down the hall and impart to them the ...

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