In his defense the accused claimed one need not read into his statements that he favored the cursed Zionist occupation. Gaza City, February 10 – The militant Islamist organization that runs this beleaguered coastal territory has put to death a ...
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Feed SubscriptionIf New Grandchild A Boy, Trump Promises ‘Huge’ Circumcision
He pronounced that word as if the H were a Y, as is his custom. New York, February 9 – GOP presidential hopeful and real estate mogul Donald Trump voiced excitement today at the upcoming birth of his next grandchild, promising ...
Read More »UN Lauds ISIS For Including Disabled Among Executioners
“They practice such progressiveness that it puts these-called ‘advanced’ societies of the West to shame.” New York, February 8 – The United Nations Economic and Social Council passed a resolution today commending the Islamic State for its attention to the ...
Read More »EU To Fund New Panthers After Broncos Demolish Them
Commission President Wroclaw Buttinski told reporters the program will be modeled very closely on the prototype activities in Israeli-controlled territory. Charlotte, February 8 – Following the dismantling of a Carolina Panthers squad by the Denver Broncos on Sunday, the foreign ...
Read More »Tel Aviv Controllers Of Robot Rubio Pleased With Debate
Rubio’s controllers had an infamous playful moment early last year when they made their robot repeatedly reach for his water during a political speech. Tel Aviv, February 7 – The day following the final debate among the multiple remaining Republican ...
Read More »Gas Deal Includes Likud Outsourcing Electoral Losses To Labor
“We don’t need Likud to help us drop into political irrelevance,” declared MK Shelly Yechimovich. Jerusalem, February 7 – Israel’s Supreme Court heard testimony last week relating to several petitions against the natural gas deal approved by the government, including ...
Read More »If Only There Were A Way To Link Palestinian Incitement With Violence
By the BBC, Guardian, NY Times, Associated Press, Reuters, Agence France-Presse, Times of London, CNN, CBS News, Globe and Mail, Independent, and Los Angeles Times Responsible journalists know that jumping to conclusions about the causes of an event only muddies ...
Read More »Hamas Hires Flintstones To Drive New Tank
“One of the bedrock assumptions for Hamas must be that in any large-scale conflict with Israel, which has happened with some regularity over the last several years, they’re going to be bombed back to the stone age.” Gaza City, February 2 ...
Read More »Rabbinate Considers Granting Ordination To Google
The search engine consistently gives better answers than most Rabbis. Jerusalem, February 4 – The Chief Rabbinate of Israel will soon take up the question of whether to confer Rabbinic ordination upon the search engine Google, since it provides information ...
Read More »Toyota To Sue US For Destroying Car Carrying ISIS Leader
“We would have made the same decision if Baleedi were riding in a Volkswagen,” said General Moe Terrs, a Pentagon spokesman. Sanaa, Yemen, February 4 – The world’s largest auto manufacturer announced its intention today to take the United States ...
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