They have only increased their supply to those very security forces of attackers to shoot and imprison. London, February 23 – Activists urging individuals and organizations not to maintain commercial, cultural, or other contact with Israel over its treatment of Palestinians ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinian Church Excommunicates Galileo For Saying Earth Does Not Revolve Around Them
Galilei must withdraw his conclusions and submit to the authority of the infallible Palestinian pope. Ramallah, February 22 – Ecclesiastical officials in the Church of Palestine have placed a ban of excommunication on Italian astronomer Galileo Galilei for strong evidence ...
Read More »Hamas Frustrated It Can’t Violate Syria Ceasefire Also
They hope other like-minded militants will step up and do that, or perhaps Assad regime loyalists themselves. Gaza City, February 22 – Representatives of the Islamic Resistance Movement that took control of the Gaza Strip in early 2007 voiced frustration ...
Read More »Amid Gang Rapes, Europeans Unsure: Blame Victims Or Israel?
“Israeli insistence on its own security, sovereignty, and survival disempowers Muslims, whose culture takes Islamic superiority for granted.” Stockholm, February 21 – As a trend of sexual assaults on women continues, perpetrated by groups of immigrant men from Muslim countries, disagreement ...
Read More »‘Put Down Phone’ Added To Stabbing Victim First Aid Instructions
“1. Contact emergency services. 2. Put down your mobile device*.” Jerusalem, February 21 – Volunteer paramedic organizations in Israel have issued an updated set of guidelines for civilians who wish to provide care to victims in the minutes following a ...
Read More »NGOs That Badmouth IDF Obviously More Patriotic Than You
You Neanderthal. Tel Aviv, February 20 – Non-governmental organizations that make it their business to paint Israeli security forces in the most negative light possible not only occupy a higher moral plane than you, sources reported today, but also demonstrate ...
Read More »Hamas Stockpiling Syria Atrocities To Label ‘Gaza’ In Next War
Such repurposing of images has occurred in previous rounds of Hamas-Israel warfare. Gaza City, February 18 – While the militant Islamist organization that runs this coastal territory has not engaged in large-scale hostilities with Israel since the summer of 2014, ...
Read More »Student Disappointed That ‘Burning Bush’ Not A Case Of Crab Lice
He had refrained from mentioning it to any of the other children, lest discussion of the earth-shattering prospect of naughtiness in Sunday school bring the teacher to her senses and cause her to change her mind. Peoria, IL, February 18 ...
Read More »Man Killing Thousands Of Sunnis Deeply Concerned For Sunni Welfare
Sieges, assaults, massacres, mistreatment of captives, and myriad other acts of aggression against a mostly-Sunni population show an abiding care for the welfare of Sunnis. Beirut, February 17 – The head of a Shiite militant organization whose troops are involved in ...
Read More »Oxford Students Majoring In Antisemitism Might Be Unable To Finish
A scramble ensued in the Sociology and Political Science departments in the wake of the announcement. Oxford, February 17 – Students pursuing an academic degree in Jew-hatred at one of the world’s oldest and most prestigious universities may now face ...
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