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Hamas Blames Death Of 7 In Tunnel On Delay Of Waaambulance

Hamas Blames Death Of 7 In Tunnel On Delay Of Waaambulance

The trouble that resulted from the delay of the waaambulance resulted in the need for more waaambulances, trapping an ever-widening circle of participants in a self-generated disaster. Jabalia, Gaza Strip, January 27 – Gaza Ministry of Health officials said today ...

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Vatican Covers Nudes But Pope Still Kisses Rouhani’s Ass

Vatican Covers Nudes But Pope Still Kisses Rouhani’s Ass

Iran is the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism. Vatican City, January 27 – Officials in the Roman Catholic Church expressed shock and disgust today upon discovering that despite extensive preparations to make the artwork at the complex physically modest ...

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Broncos-Patriots Game Apparently Not Only Event In World Yesterday

Broncos-Patriots Game Apparently Not Only Event In World Yesterday

Rumors included continued fighting in Syria and Iraq, terrorist attacks on Israelis, and something called “ISIL.” Boston, January 25 – Unconfirmed reports from around the globe appear to indicate that Sunday’s American Football Conference championship game between the teams representing ...

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