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Hamas Blames Death Of 7 In Tunnel On Delay Of Waaambulance

Hamas Blames Death Of 7 In Tunnel On Delay Of Waaambulance

The trouble that resulted from the delay of the waaambulance resulted in the need for more waaambulances, trapping an ever-widening circle of participants in a self-generated disaster. Jabalia, Gaza Strip, January 27 – Gaza Ministry of Health officials said today ...

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Vatican Covers Nudes But Pope Still Kisses Rouhani’s Ass

Vatican Covers Nudes But Pope Still Kisses Rouhani’s Ass

Iran is the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism. Vatican City, January 27 – Officials in the Roman Catholic Church expressed shock and disgust today upon discovering that despite extensive preparations to make the artwork at the complex physically modest ...

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Broncos-Patriots Game Apparently Not Only Event In World Yesterday

Broncos-Patriots Game Apparently Not Only Event In World Yesterday

Rumors included continued fighting in Syria and Iraq, terrorist attacks on Israelis, and something called “ISIL.” Boston, January 25 – Unconfirmed reports from around the globe appear to indicate that Sunday’s American Football Conference championship game between the teams representing ...

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Poll Sees Ashkenazi-God Ticket Beat Bibi

Poll Sees Ashkenazi-God Ticket Beat Bibi

More than fifty percent of respondents answered that they would vote for that team over the incumbent in any future elections. Tel Aviv, January 24 – A new survey finds that in a hypothetical matchup, newly retired General Gabi Ashkenazi ...

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Blatt Dismissal A Setback For Zionist Global Domination

Blatt Dismissal A Setback For Zionist Global Domination

“Cleveland was the obvious choice of locale for avoiding unwanted attention. It’s the last place anyone thinks of in terms of anything important happening.” Cleveland, January 23 – Officials in Israel’s intelligence and security apparatus voiced concern today that the ...

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