“Our values dovetail in several major respects.” Tehran, January 21 – To enhance its ability to identify and apprehend homosexuals, the Islamic Republic of Iran has contracted with the human rights organization Btselem, following revelations two weeks ago that the group ...
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“I often still yearn for that hands-on involvement in causes in which I believe.” Washington, January 21 – US President Barack Obama expressed support for the Palestinian struggle for statehood today, admitting that he harbored some envy for them over ...
Read More »Palestinians Studying Free In Israeli Jails Complain Of Grade Inflation
“Inmates suffer under this harsh grade inflation regime.” Ofer Prison, near Jerusalem, January 20 – Palestinians convicted of terrorism offenses against Israelis accused the administrators of their free university degree program of padding the scores the inmates achieved on exams ...
Read More »3 Out Of 4 Israelis Unable To Distinguish Herzog From Turnip
The unexpected relevance of turnips to a personality many expected to find more closely associated with waffles. Jerusalem, January 20 – A new survey of the Israeli electorate finds that three quarters of voters cannot tell the difference between Opposition ...
Read More »What’s In This Manna? I’m Vegan
By Tzemah ben Zera, Tribe of Dan The Lord’s provision of food for our multitudes here in the wilderness on a daily basis is nothing short of miraculous. I will be the first to acknowledge His manifest care and attention ...
Read More »High Winds In Gaza As Israel Activates Giant Fans On Border
Israel is the default party to blame for all misfortunes prior to corroborating such blame with evidence, if at all. Gaza City, January 18 (AFP) – Dust and air pollution reached much higher levels than normal today after Israel turned ...
Read More »Wallstrom: Drowning Of Egyptian Cavalry In Red Sea ‘Extrajudicial’
Ten destructive plagues led to earlier, separate calls for an inquiry into those events as crimes against humanity. Stockholm, January 18 – Swedish Minister of Foreign Affairs Margot Wallstrom called for an investigation into the Lord and Moses today, saying ...
Read More »Besieged Gazans Forced To Freely Import, Export Tons Of Goods
In addition to the trade restrictions, Israel also allows humanitarian medical cases in for treatment, a policy that Gaza leaders say is oppressive. Gaza City, January 17 – Businessmen and growers in the Gaza Strip are complaining that Israel’s blockade ...
Read More »Man Torn Between Far-Right Jew-Hatred, Far-Left Jew-Hatred
“Do I hate Jews because I identify with the oppressed nonwhite, or do I hate Jews because I want to defend my white heritage from them?” Berkeley, January 17 – A local man attracted to antisemitic and anti-Israel rhetoric is ...
Read More »Olmert Miffed Not To Be On List Of Criminals Freed For Iran
He had expected to be rewarded for conducting a 2006 war with Iran’s proxy Hezbollah in such a way that the Shiite organization gained credibility Jerusalem, January 16 – Former Prime Minister Ehud Olmert voiced anger over his omission from ...
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