“Their failure is our failure, and it must be addressed.” Jerusalem, January 6 – Minister of Education Naftali Bennett acknowledged his office’s part in a large segment of the Israeli public not knowing the difference between banning a book and ...
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By Dr. Simeon Hazir, Nephrologist, Ichilov Hospital It’s time for the Palestinian leadership to make up its mind: either we Jews are harvesting the organs of the terrorists we kill, or we’re the descendants of apes and pigs. The two ...
Read More »Ecology-Minded Palestinians Send Children To Attack: ‘Renewable’
“It’s about a culture.” Beit F’jar, Palestinian Authority, January 5 – Environmental organizations praised Palestinian leaders today for their use of children and teens in attacks on Israel, noting that the phenomenon indicates the society’s awareness of the importance of ...
Read More »Tevye The Milkman Loses Badatz Kosher Certification
“If I were rich, this wouldn’t be such a groiser problem.” Anatevka, Ukraine, January 4 – Fabled dairy farmer Tevye Milchiger suffered a potential loss of local market share this week when the leading kashrus agency in the region revoked ...
Read More »Saudi Arabia Prints Muhammad Toons To Make Embassy Torching Worth It
Sudan announced that in addition to severing diplomatic ties, it would sponsor an entirely new cartoon contest. Riyadh, January 4 – Saudi Arabian King Salman ordered several government-run newspapers and broadcast media to publish a series of caricatures of the ...
Read More »Obama Orders USAF To Intercept Reports Of Iran Deal Violations
When Iran pursues nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA, it is crucial not to make too much noise about it, lest they pursue nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA. Washington, January 3 – President ...
Read More »Gerbils Who Caused Black Death Hiding Out In Israel
If confirmed, the link will add to a long list of animals used by Jews and Zionist to weaken their opponents. Somewhere near Qalqiliya, January 3 – With their cover finally blown and their role in the spread of the ...
Read More »Meretz Kinda Disappointed Tel Aviv Shooting Wasn’t Anti-Gay
Gal-On said she immediately thought of the stabbing attack at the Jerusalem Gay Pride Parade earlier this year, an event that allowed the Israeli Left a near-monopoly on the apparent moral high ground. Tel Aviv, January 2 – Leaders of ...
Read More »Whose Palms Must I Grease To Get This Bribery Conviction Overturned?
By former Prime Minster Ehud Olmert I said my piece today in court about my innocence, and about how I will respect the High Court’s rulings on my impending prison sentences. My legal team is examining what further options we ...
Read More »PLO To Kill 1000’s Of Palestinians So Israeli Genocide Looks Real
The fact that the killings will be by Palestinians, not Israelis or Jews, he called a technicality. “Israel will be blamed for it in the end in any case.” Ramallah, December 31 – Tired of population statistics not bearing out the oft-repeated ...
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