An as-yet-unidentified chemical or environmental factor evidently makes the same phenomenon in Arab or Muslim societies far less objectionable. Hebron, January 9 – Research by a team of scientists testing the status of capital punishment has determined unequivocally that under ...
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Feed SubscriptionBtselem: Ratting On Anne Frank Was Following The Law
“What the Frank family, from Otto on down, was doing was nothing less than a crime.” Amsterdam, January 8 – The human rights organization Btselem defended the unknown persons who revealed Anne Frank’s hiding place in this city, saying that ...
Read More »For Next Trick, Iran To Directly Attack US, Get Away With It
Obama will refuse to order retaliation of any sort because of his concern over maintaining the JCPOA agreement. Tehran, January 6 – Officials in Iran’s capital are telling excited followers of its recent dramatic activities that they should stay tuned ...
Read More »N Korea, Hamas To Train Iran In Oppression Of Own People As Leverage
The two nations offer vastly different models for oppression of one’s own as an international political tool. Pyongyang, January 7 – As tensions between Iran and Saudi Arabia heat up, leaders in Teheran have sent delegations to the Gaza Strip ...
Read More »Israelis Shocked That Netflix Not Pronounced ‘Netfleeks’
“I’ve been saying the name wrong. It’s just on the face, on the face.” Tel Aviv, January 7 – With Netflix expanding its service into Israel for the first time as of yesterday, hundreds of thousands of Israelis rushed to ...
Read More »Education Ministry Admits Failure After Masses Misuse The Word ‘Ban’
“Their failure is our failure, and it must be addressed.” Jerusalem, January 6 – Minister of Education Naftali Bennett acknowledged his office’s part in a large segment of the Israeli public not knowing the difference between banning a book and ...
Read More »Palestinian Organs Are The Wrong Tissue Type For Us Apes/Pigs
By Dr. Simeon Hazir, Nephrologist, Ichilov Hospital It’s time for the Palestinian leadership to make up its mind: either we Jews are harvesting the organs of the terrorists we kill, or we’re the descendants of apes and pigs. The two ...
Read More »Ecology-Minded Palestinians Send Children To Attack: ‘Renewable’
“It’s about a culture.” Beit F’jar, Palestinian Authority, January 5 – Environmental organizations praised Palestinian leaders today for their use of children and teens in attacks on Israel, noting that the phenomenon indicates the society’s awareness of the importance of ...
Read More »Tevye The Milkman Loses Badatz Kosher Certification
“If I were rich, this wouldn’t be such a groiser problem.” Anatevka, Ukraine, January 4 – Fabled dairy farmer Tevye Milchiger suffered a potential loss of local market share this week when the leading kashrus agency in the region revoked ...
Read More »Saudi Arabia Prints Muhammad Toons To Make Embassy Torching Worth It
Sudan announced that in addition to severing diplomatic ties, it would sponsor an entirely new cartoon contest. Riyadh, January 4 – Saudi Arabian King Salman ordered several government-run newspapers and broadcast media to publish a series of caricatures of the ...
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