Sudan announced that in addition to severing diplomatic ties, it would sponsor an entirely new cartoon contest. Riyadh, January 4 – Saudi Arabian King Salman ordered several government-run newspapers and broadcast media to publish a series of caricatures of the ...
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When Iran pursues nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA, it is crucial not to make too much noise about it, lest they pursue nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA. Washington, January 3 – President ...
Read More »Gerbils Who Caused Black Death Hiding Out In Israel
If confirmed, the link will add to a long list of animals used by Jews and Zionist to weaken their opponents. Somewhere near Qalqiliya, January 3 – With their cover finally blown and their role in the spread of the ...
Read More »Meretz Kinda Disappointed Tel Aviv Shooting Wasn’t Anti-Gay
Gal-On said she immediately thought of the stabbing attack at the Jerusalem Gay Pride Parade earlier this year, an event that allowed the Israeli Left a near-monopoly on the apparent moral high ground. Tel Aviv, January 2 – Leaders of ...
Read More »Whose Palms Must I Grease To Get This Bribery Conviction Overturned?
By former Prime Minster Ehud Olmert I said my piece today in court about my innocence, and about how I will respect the High Court’s rulings on my impending prison sentences. My legal team is examining what further options we ...
Read More »PLO To Kill 1000’s Of Palestinians So Israeli Genocide Looks Real
The fact that the killings will be by Palestinians, not Israelis or Jews, he called a technicality. “Israel will be blamed for it in the end in any case.” Ramallah, December 31 – Tired of population statistics not bearing out the oft-repeated ...
Read More »ISIS Sex Slaves So Glad Rape Rules Have Been Clarified
“When my master and his cronies brutalize and violate me in unimaginable ways, I know they’re following a proper set of rules.” Raqqa, December 31 – Thousands of women and girls captured and made into sexual slaves by Islamic State ...
Read More »Gaza Chef Wonders If Beef Fillet Was This Tough In Auschwitz
“I might just close the restaurant for the day and take my family to an amusement park – but I bet they had better ones at Sobibor.” Gaza City, December 30 – The culinary chief and manager of Masri, a ...
Read More »White House Staff Report Obama Keeps Seeing Ghost Of Nixon
He even issued an order yesterday that the thirty-seventh president is not to be mentioned in his presence. Washington, December 30 – Aides to the president expressed concern for his mental health this week, saying that Barack Obama keeps asking ...
Read More »After Olmert Convicted, Land Developers At Loss How To Do Job
Developers have yet to arrive at a process for gaining governmental approval for their projects that does not involve the illicit provision of money or favors. Jerusalem, December 28 – Building developers across Israel expressed bewilderment and frustration at the upheld ...
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