If atheist suicide bombers are underrepresented in stories of terrorism, we cannot escape the question of whether that stems from biased coverage of conflict zones. New York, November 23 – Worried that the perpetrators of terrorist acts in recent years ...
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Feed SubscriptionWhat’s The Best Knife For Stab- I Mean To Have Planted On Me?
By Suha Jabbari, 17 Dad, I want to go perform a heroic martyrdom operation and kill some pig Jews. What’s the best implement to use so I make sure to do the most dam- I mean, so that when the ...
Read More »God Reconsidering Vow Not To Flood World Again
The current inversion of justice surrounding the world’s encounter with Islamic terrorism represents a qualitative deterioration in humanity’s moral capacity. Jerusalem, November 22 – The Almighty is revisiting His commitment not to destroy civilization once again as humanity continues its ...
Read More »Haaretz-Backed ‘Treason’ Party Plagued By Disloyalty
Minutes of an executive committee meeting were characterized by bickering, insinuations of ethical violations, accusations of right-wing or Establishment sympathies, and threats. Tel Aviv, November 22 – A new political party aimed at bringing together concerned citizens who view treason ...
Read More »‘Islamophobia Airlines’ To Compete With El Al On Security
It costs less to implement the ethnic filter than to employ personnel who must interact with every single passenger. Tel Aviv, November 22 – Heightened tensions in recent weeks over Islamic terrorism has air travelers opting for carriers with greater ...
Read More »UNRWA, Hamas Hoping For Harsh Winter To Highlight Palestinian Misery
“We’re counting on some good flooding, hypothermia, homelessness, and possibly even a cholera outbreak or something.” Gaza City, November 18 – United Nations and Hamas officials confirmed today that both organizations want this coming winter to be especially cold and ...
Read More »Obama Says Palestinian Stabbings Also ‘Contained’
“The increasing calm offers hope for Israelis and Palestinians to move past the recent violence and make an effort to restart negotiations.” Washington, November 19 – A week after US President Barack Obama declared the Islamic State of Iraq and ...
Read More »Bar Mitzva Boy Allowed To Manipulate Stock Market For A Day
Elders of Zion Inner Council Chairman Maury Geltman wanted something more for his grandson to mark the boy’s coming of age. New York, November 19 – Visiting dignitaries and other special guests are given the honor of ringing the opening bell ...
Read More »Your Obtuseness About Why I Want To Kill You Makes Me Want To Kill You
By Ali Mustafa, Daesh fighter I don’t know how many times we have to say why we want to kill you infidels before you finally take us at our word. Your seeming inability to comprehend why we want to kill ...
Read More »El Al To Install Mechitza In Airplane Cabins
In addition to the physical mechitza, El Al will ensure that only male flight attendants serve the men’s section. Tel Aviv, November 18 – Israel’s national airline announced today that in deference to growing demand from Haredi passengers, certain international ...
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