By Sarah Schulman, LGBTQ and Palestinian Rights Activist Progressives have to stick together, and must take care not to become hyper-focused only on their respective areas of concern. Progressivism is an attitude that does not lend itself to fragmented endeavors. All ...
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Feed SubscriptionJihadi John To Be Repeatedly Castrated By Laughing Foley, Sotloff
Allah Himself will also make an appearance or two, on which occasions the defendant will comprehend as never before the damage he has done to Creation. Heaven, November 13 – The man known infamously to Westerners as Jihadi John has ...
Read More »Far-Left Baffled Why People Hate Them For Siding With Enemy
Gal-On called the thinking of the non-Left “mysterious.” Tel Aviv, November 12 – Leaders of Israel’s extreme political left wing expressed puzzlement today over the rest of the society’s animosity toward them for calling the EU decision to label products ...
Read More »Russian Airstrikes In Syria Claim First Non-Civilian Casualty
It gave them an enemy combatant fatality ratio almost twice as good as that of Syrian loyalist forces and allied militias such as Hezbollah. Beirut, November 12 – For the first time since Moscow openly acknowledged providing air support for Syrian ...
Read More »EU History Texts To Recast Nazi Yellow Star As ‘Consumer Information’
EU officials privately acknowledge that footnotes in the textbooks will be allowed to allude to the economic and social pressure concomitant with the star-wearing requirement. Brussels, November 11 – Following today’s European Union decision to label imports of Israeli goods manufactured in ...
Read More »Spate Of Stabbings Has Rendered Teen Girls Unable To Even
Now they cannot even at least fifteen times per day, up from an average of only nine times per day before the current wave of attacks began nearly two months ago. Ra’anana, November 11 – A report by the Ministry ...
Read More »Obama Reverses Roosevelt Decision, Will Take Refugees Fleeing Nazis
Analysts believe the gesture has more to do with satisfying certain domestic constituencies than with any moral sense. Washington, November 10 – US President Barack Obama today ordered the State Department to issue entry visas to the more than 900 ...
Read More »If Only There Were Some Non-Violent Way To Protest
By Bassem Tamimi, Palestinian Activist President Abbas asserted to the United Nations General Assembly several weeks ago what we all know to be true: that ours is a culture of peace. It might sometimes appear otherwise, since we engage in ...
Read More »Israel Photophopping Heads Onto Brainless Palestinian Assailants
“Israel is calling these events planned, but someone with no head, and therefore no brain, is incapable of premeditated action,” said Amnesty International researcher Jacob T. Burns. Hebron, November 9 – Palestinians claim Israel is tampering with the evidence regarding the ...
Read More »EXCLUSIVE: Israel’s Plans For Temple Mount: Dome Of The Hard Rock Cafe
Axl Rose has already taken to referring to himself as Al-Axl Rose for the occasion. Jerusalem, November 8 – Sources in Israel’s Ministry of Religious Services revealed exclusively to PreOccupied Territory that the government plans to transform the iconic Dome of ...
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