“Volkswagen’s origins in 1930’s Germany are an appropriate metaphor for the current process,” said Zarif. Wolfsburg, Germany, October 14 – Automotive giant Volkswagen has been selected to perform some of the important monitoring functions of the Iran nuclear deal, the ...
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Feed SubscriptionCruel IDF Siege Keeps Gazans From Celebrating Israeli Deaths With Candy
“Limiting the celebratory sweets smacks of vindictiveness, and only further feeds the cycle of violence.” Gaza City, October 13 – Residents of this coastal territory are fuming over the Israeli blockade, saying it restricts their access to the sweets and ...
Read More »Study: Arabs Who Stab Jews Might Not Be Interested In Coexistence
A similar study earlier this year found that Palestinian youths holed up inside Al-Aqsa Mosque with fireworks, firebombs, and rocks to hurl at Israeli police and tourists were seventeen times as likely to express a negative opinion of Jews. Nazareth, October ...
Read More »Paper Fires Caricaturists; ‘Muslims Doing It Fine By Themselves’
Given the cartoonish behavior of so many Muslims, there appears to be no function left for a caricaturist to serve. Copenhagen, October 12 – A Scandinavian publication known for its irreverent depictions of the prophet Muhammad dismissed its staff of ...
Read More »We Will Defuse The Jerusalem Situation With A Nice Provocative Gesture
By Ayman Odeh, Head, Joint Arab List Tensions over the Haram al-Sharif – that’s the so-called Temple Mount to those Jews – have only been increasing of late, so the responsible thing for political leaders to do right now is ...
Read More »Gal-On Diagnosed With Pre-1967 Amnesia
There may be hundreds of thousands of Israelis with the condition, which disproportionately affects those of Ashkenazi ancestry. Meretz Party Chairwoman Zehava Gal-On was informed by neurologists today that she suffers from an inability to process events that occurred prior to ...
Read More »ICC Finds Stabbing Random Jews Legal Under International Law
In a landmark case earlier this year, the ICC also overturned the Nuremberg convictions of several prominent Nazi war criminals. The Hague, Netherlands, October 7 – The International Criminal Court formalized today what many analysts have long assumed to be ...
Read More »Now That Jews Have Also Attacked Arabs, BBC To Report Violence
“The sophisticated BBC reader or viewer cannot be trusted to come to the correct conclusion without that context.” Jerusalem, October 9 – Editors at the British Broadcasting Corporation’s Jerusalem Bureau have given correspondents the green light to report on the spasms ...
Read More »E. Jerusalem Cutco Salesman Can’t Believe His Good Timing
“I’m not surprised the Tel Aviv attack resulted in only light injuries to the four victims. That’s basically what you get when you settle for an inferior product.” Jerusalem, October 8 – Jamal Masri, 21, is effusive in describing his ...
Read More »Cumin Rights Watch Says Israel Treating Activists As Spice
Israel has mustard significant personnel for this purpose. Basil, Switzerland, October 8 – Executive Director of Cumin Rights Watch Fennel Roth told reporters today that Israel is treating his oreganozation’s personnel as spice, and illegally restricting their movemint. Roth called a ...
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