By Kenny McCormick, South Park You Jews have got it tough. You’ve been persecuted. Enslaved. Massacred. Impoverished. Slandered. Dehumanized. And precious few people seem to care, if at all. Nevertheless, you’ll have to excuse me for not rushing to show ...
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The IDF unit responsible for maintaining the pretend dams is the same one that controls the world banking system. Zikkim, Israel, November 4 – Following last year’s success in flooding the Gaza Strip during torrential rain by opening nonexistent dams in ...
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Under Taqqiyya, fraudulent claims of Israeli brutality become religiously acceptable, since the goal is a noble one. Cairo, November 4 – Religious scholars at Egypt’s Quds Qollege have discovered that the originators of the use of the Islamic philosophy of ...
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“We have any number of non-Ashkenazi members, and as as soon as I can think of more than eight, I’ll list them for you.” Tel Aviv, November 3 – Labor Party leaders gathered yesterday to debate the future of the ...
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“We don’t know what to think. It’s infuriating.” Ankara, November 3 – Consumers of Turkish news media expressed bewilderment today at allegations reported in the media that Jews control the news media, local sources reported today. Across the Muslim world, conspiracy ...
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“To my great dismay, the police undermined my ability to provide our audience with a visceral confirmation of my biases.” Rishon LeTzion, November 2 – Law enforcement personnel in this Tel Aviv suburb displayed what journalists are describing as intense ...
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“If washed-up performers such as Elvis Costello can desperately insert themselves into headlines by announcing a boycott, there’s no reason we can’t ride the same wave.” Mahwah, New Jersey, November 1 – A local band struggling to make a name ...
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By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian National Authority Ramallah, November 1 – Islamic societies naturally have different cultural touchstones from those of the West, given their vastly different origins. I nevertheless appreciate some of the Western cultural phenomena despite their foreignness, ...
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The results of the study will appear in the upcoming issue of the journal Scientific Testing And Beyond (STAB). Hebron, October 28 – Scientists at Ramallah’s Bir Zeit University have made a surprising revelation, discovering this week that the stabbing ...
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Several helpful users provided handy diagrams to help the uninitiated distinguish between traditional Haredi garb and various Goth-type fashion trends. Jerusalem, October 30 – Leaders in the Palestinian community urged their followers today to show some religious tolerance by avoiding ...
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