If the cabinet approves the agreement, it will be brought to the Knesset, and then, under a law passed during the previous government’s tenure, to a national referendum. Jerusalem, October 29 – The political fragmentation of Palestinian society has led ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinian Newsmen Accused Of Witchcraft For Conjuring ‘Witnesses’
Editors and other supervisors of the accused persons might also face disciplinary action, but the nature of that action is left to the discretion of the judiciary. Ramallah, October 29 – The official Palestinian news agency Ma’an found itself on ...
Read More »In Quirk, None Of Amnesty Witnesses To Violence Are Jewish
Amnesty’s eyewitnesses also, by coincidence, uniformly question the other evidence regarding the episodes, notably the use of knives or other sharp implements to attack Jews. Jerusalem, October 28 – In what scientists are calling a miracle of statistics, none of ...
Read More »Roger Waters Livid At Israeli Reverence For Wall
“I’m going to put a stop to this nonsense. Even if it takes two thousand years.” New York, October 28 – A leading figure in the movement to impose a cultural boycott on Israel expressed shock and anger today that ...
Read More »Report: No One Accuses US Blacks Of Loyalty To Liberia
Despite the parallels between Liberia and Israel, the study found that almost no one accuses African-Americans of placing loyalty to their brethren in West Africa above loyalty to the US. Washington, October 27 – A recent study shows that despite ...
Read More »Netanyahu Unveils “I’m Being Stabbed” App
By January a companion app called I’m Being Firebombed will launch, to serve users under attack with Molotov cocktails. Jerusalem, October 26 – At a meeting of the Foreign Relations and Defense Committee today, Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu told attendees ...
Read More »Waqf To Open Temple Mount To All Non-Non-Muslims
The model for this religious accommodation comes from Mecca. Jerusalem, October 26 – Citing the principle of religious freedom, the Jordanian religious institution that governs the internal affairs of the Temple Mount (Haram al-Sharif) facilities announced today that it would ...
Read More »If We Palestinians Aren’t The Victims, We Have No Identity
By Saeb Erekat It takes very little observation to realize that the Palestinian approach to the conflict with Israel – and, let’s face it, with the Jews – follows the Zero Sum Game dynamic. One side is either absolutely in ...
Read More »Gal-On Hoping To Get Killed To Be Proved Right On Right-Wing Incitement
“I hope it happens soon, or someone will get killed.” Tel Aviv, October 25 – Meretz Party leader Zehava Gal-On again warned of incitement against left-wing political figures as the twentieth anniversary of Prime Miinister Yitzhak Rabin’s assassination approaches, and ...
Read More »UNESCO To Declare Twin Towers Site Muslim; ’10 Were Martyred There’
Complicating matters is that the custodians of the site, an entity called the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, has overseen the construction of a 94-story office tower where the Twin Towers once stood. Paris, October 20 – ...
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