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Putin Promises Only Indirect Support For Assad Atrocities

Putin Promises Only Indirect Support For Assad Atrocities

The Russian leader assured the international community that if such episodes occur, his soldiers would only stand on the sidelines and cheer. Moscow, September 16 – Russian President Vladimir Putin sought to assuage international concern over his country’s growing military ...

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Stoners Disappointed By So-Called ‘High’ Holidays

Stoners Disappointed By So-Called ‘High’ Holidays

“There’s the part of the Yom Kippur liturgy in which there’s a confession that talks about things that will get you stoned, but it turns out that means something totally not cool.” Sacramento, September 13 – Marijuana enthusiasts expressed dismay ...

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Bin Laden Blending In Seamlessly In Bnei Brak

Bin Laden Blending In Seamlessly In Bnei Brak

Saddam Hussein is similarly living unmolested in the area. Bnei Brak, September 10 – Four years after his death was faked at a villa in Pakistan, 9/11 mastermind Osama Bin Laden has made a smooth transition to the lifestyle of a ...

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NY Times Mideast Coverage Wins Pulitzer For Fiction

NY Times Mideast Coverage Wins Pulitzer For Fiction

The writing contains fiction that illuminates the human condition as seen from inside the minds of characters unable to see outside a certain myopic framing of the region’s troubles. New York, September 9 – The paper of record added another ...

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Arab Gulf States To Accept Refugees From US Academia

Arab Gulf States To Accept Refugees From US Academia

“Here they can live free lives, and no one will threaten to expose them to non-Edward-Saidian thought.” Doha, Qatar, September 9 – Amid growing attention to oil-rich countries around the Persian Gulf not absorbing any of the millions of people fleeing ...

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Hamas-Hezbollah Rockets Programmed To Avoid Leftists

Hamas-Hezbollah Rockets Programmed To Avoid Leftists

“Physical passages are not the only way to tunnel into the enemy’s rear.” Bekaa Valley, Lebanon, September 8 – While mired in a punishing conflict inside Syria, Lebanon’s Shiite militia Hezbollah has been keeping an eye on its neighbor to the ...

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