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Obama Refuses To Pardon Kapparot Chickens

Obama Refuses To Pardon Kapparot Chickens

“The only way I can understand this decision is a presidential attempt to snub people who worked to defeat one of his signature initiatives,” said political commentator Darr K. Emory. Washington, September 21 – With the traditional Jewish ritual of ...

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Joint List Protests Ban On Molotov Cocktails In Knesset

Joint List Protests Ban On Molotov Cocktails In Knesset

“What’s going to be made illegal next – declaring solidarity with a terrorist organization?” asked MK Basel Ghattas. Jerusalem, September 20 – Members of the Joint Arab List delegation in the Knesset voiced their objections to various security measures in ...

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Israel Officially Apologizes For Producing Uri Geller

Israel Officially Apologizes For Producing Uri Geller

Ministry spokeswoman Loma Amin said that on behalf of the people of Israel, the government apologizes to the world both for producing and tolerating such a fraud, and for taking this long to acknowledge it. Jerusalem, September 20 – Saying ...

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Putin Promises Only Indirect Support For Assad Atrocities

Putin Promises Only Indirect Support For Assad Atrocities

The Russian leader assured the international community that if such episodes occur, his soldiers would only stand on the sidelines and cheer. Moscow, September 16 – Russian President Vladimir Putin sought to assuage international concern over his country’s growing military ...

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Stoners Disappointed By So-Called ‘High’ Holidays

Stoners Disappointed By So-Called ‘High’ Holidays

“There’s the part of the Yom Kippur liturgy in which there’s a confession that talks about things that will get you stoned, but it turns out that means something totally not cool.” Sacramento, September 13 – Marijuana enthusiasts expressed dismay ...

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