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Abbas Asks Arab States For More Funding Toward Villas

Abbas Asks Arab States For More Funding Toward Villas

“Without multiple impressive homes, what is the point of a leadership position?” Ramallah, August 26 – As unemployment soars and Gaza reconstruction has yet to get in gear, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas made another impassioned plea to Arab nations today ...

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Mossad Also Recruiting Octuple-Agent Octopuses

Mossad Also Recruiting Octuple-Agent Octopuses

The creatures allegedly feign combat operations against Israeli targets while in fact conducting espionage for the Mossad and Israeli military intelligence. Kissufim, Israel, August 25 – The recent reports of Hamas capturing a dolphin that had been trained and equipped ...

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Europeans Kinda Hoped For Richer African Migrants

Europeans Kinda Hoped For Richer African Migrants

“Isn’t Africa teeming with, like, diamonds?” Bratislava, Slovakia, August 24 – The influx of refugees and others seeking a better life to the north of the Mediterranean has sparked talk of a crisis in Europe, as hundreds of thousands of ...

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