"We need to pull numbers out of a Russian butt instead of a Palestinian one; out of a Canadian derriere instead of a South African one."
Read More »NGOs Vow To Pull Civilian Death Toll Out Of Different Butt Next Time
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Democrats Fear Trump Will Weaponize Defense Dept Against America’s External Foes
"Our enemies might be effectively deterred."
Read More »Whole Basket Of Leftover Bagels From Community Event Wont Fit In Dad’s Pockets
"You don't have a plastic bag on you, do you?"
Read More »Man Who Blasts Jews For Loopholes, Shortcuts, Gives Kid Combined Christmas/Birthday Gift
"Those Jews think they can fool God!"
Read More »We Have The Zionists Right Where We Want Them! In Total Control Of Our Positions!
By Fawzi Barhoum, Hamas Official
Read More »Conquest Of NW Syria Actually By Israel, Just Called ‘Turkish’ To Avoid Global Condemnation
Experts differ over the specific benefits that Israel might seek by taking over swaths of distant northern Syria.
Read More »Netanyahu Trial Judge Keeps Calling Recesses To Watch Footage Of IDF Destroying Syrian Weapons
Frequently pausing the playback to point out important details her audience might otherwise have missed.
Read More »Typo Results In Thousands Of Fit, Muscular Troops Converging On IDF Buff Zone
About 95% of the buff soldiers in the zone are men, but the female specimens attract more attention.
Read More »California Still Counting Syria Ballots
"We ask the public's patience," a representative of Governor Gavin Newsom's office posted.
Read More »Union of National Rubber Wig Accessories (UNRWA) Chief Declares Organization ‘Irreplaceable’
Phil Loseroni sent out a series of social media posts this morning.
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