The situation pits the Continental culture’s stated commitment to universal human rights against its proven will to kill off undesirables. Budapest, September 4 – The Continent has absorbed hundreds of thousands of refugees from Africa and the Middle East this year, ...
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Feed SubscriptionSoldier Bitten By Palestinian Girl Now Accused Of Ruining Her Teeth
Amnesty International challenged the necessity and legality of the soldier’s action when the clear alternative of having the girl bite a softer, less damaging body part was so readily available. Nabi Saleh, September 3 – The man whose teenage daughter was ...
Read More »Herzog: Budget Unacceptable – No Provision For Making Me Electable
“For too long, the reins have been held by a small group of people representing the majority of voting Israelis.” Jerusalem, September 2 – Opposition leader Isaac Herzog laced into the government’s proposed budget today, saving his most vociferous criticism for ...
Read More »Abbas: I’ll Step Aside To Let Someone Else Pocket Aid Money
Abbas desires to let other ambitious, well-connected Palestinians line their pockets with funds intended for development of the Palestinian economy, governance, rule of law, and transparency. Ramallah, September 2 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas told officials two days ago that ...
Read More »How Much Can I Write About Gaza Misery Without Mentioning Rockets?
By Jodi Rudoren, NY Times Jerusalem Bureau Chief Journalism is both a challenging and rewarding profession. While my responsibilities as bureau chief require me to engage in almost as much management of people as of stories, I still get to ...
Read More »Football Association Threatens To Disband League As If That A Bad Thing
“We’re talking a waste of time, money, and energy, at best, and full-blown violence-inducing idolatry at worst.” Jerusalem, August 31 – Tensions increased between Minister of Economic Affairs Arye Deri and the Israeli Football Association today as the Association threatened ...
Read More »Confused Guides Offering Sanatorium Tours For Asylum-Seekers
“You’d have to be, well, crazy not to see the potential of this.” South Tel Aviv, August 31 – Tour guides around the country expressed bewildered amusement at the macabre tastes of visitors from Africa, but are nevertheless preparing to ...
Read More »China Mulls Mass Conversion To Judaism To Bolster Banking Prowess
The report documents the financial advantages of Jewishness via extensive citations from the scholarly work The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. Beijing, August 30 – China’s turbulent economic fortunes have the country’s leadership considering a new economic policy that involves making ...
Read More »Breaking The Silence Publishes Mossad Testimonies
“The shark attacks in Egypt in 2010? That really was us.” Israeli NGO Breaking the Silence has a released a new report containing revelations by Mossad agents that they were behind a number of secret operations for which Israel was correctly blamed, most ...
Read More »BREAKING: Abbas Resignation A Prelude To Meretz Helm
“Mahmoud Abbas might be Meretz’s ideal candidate, embodying everything they’ve ever campaigned for, but that doesn’t mean they don’t like their jobs. If something happens, expect a fight.” Ramallah, August 29 – Sources close to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas say his ...
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