“The international community, which we represent, as a rule reaches a guilty verdict more or less immediately when Israeli actions are involved, so the Court deemed it appropriate to set a similar time frame for allegations of analogous Palestinian misdeeds.” The ...
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D-10 units might be considered for the position, as well, but only qualified candidates would merit serious attention. Jerusalem, July 29 – Leaders of the nationalist Jewish Home Party want an armored bulldozer on the committee that appoints judges to ...
Read More »Iran Insists Inspectors Get No Access To Ayatollah’s Porn Collection
“The Tera Patrick, Stoya, and Jayden Jaymes video collections, especially, will never be made available to outside eyes.” Tehran, July 28 – Officials in Iran’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs sought to quell reports today that international inspectors would be able ...
Read More »Israelis Who Still See Abbas As Credible Peace Partner Gather In Kiosk
“We managed to achieve a ratio of European journalists to participants of exactly three to one, if you count the proprietor of the place.” Tel Aviv, July 27 – A coalition of peace activists who still believe Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas ...
Read More »State Dept. HR Downgrades Anti-Zionism From ‘Requirement’ To ‘Advantage’
Aides say Kerry aimed to make at least some cosmetic changes as part of the effort to soften Israeli opposition to the Iran nuclear deal. Washington, July 27 – The US Department of State modified its hiring procedures this week, ...
Read More »Hadrian: Glad We Agree On Erasing Jewish History In Holy Land
By Publius Aeoliua Hadrianus Caesar, Emperor of Rome It is not often that a political and military leader of the mighty Roman empire sees eye to eye with the inhabitants of the barbarous areas beyond the mighty Legions’ reach. But ...
Read More »Religion Ministry Sends Search Party To Help Evangelicals Find Jesus
“We will of course take into account eyewitness reports that he has appeared elsewhere in the world, such as on pieces of toast in Arkansas, but the most reliable accounts place him in these parts.” Jerusalem, July 22 – Minister ...
Read More »Probe Reveals UNRWA A Front To Harvest Blood For IDF
UNRWA officials have denied the validity of the claims, but first looked at a mysterious man in the back of the room, as if waiting for instructions. Gaza City, July 23 – An investigation of one of the world’s foremost ...
Read More »Meretz To Oppose Any Bill Implying Arabs Have Volition
It would be imposing Western morality on Palestinians to insist they adhere to such notions as not killing people whose views they oppose. Tel Aviv, July 23 – Representatives of the dovish Meretz Party informed their colleagues in the Opposition ...
Read More »Millions Of Radical Islamists Still Unaware They Are Not Following Islam
“It has taken liberal academics centuries to realize that the only authentic expression of any value system is one that dovetails with liberal academics’ axioms.” Raqqa, Islamic State (formerly Syria), July 22 – As the Islamic State establishes itself in ...
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