The decals are mounted in such a way that under Jewish law they are considered adhering to, but not part of, the ritual ornament. Jerusalem, August 8 – Israel’s Chief Rabbis endorsed a new ruling this morning that allows the use of ...
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A second important adaptation for Muslim countries involves the elimination of profile photos that display any more than a woman’s eyes. New York, August 4 – A new version of the matchmaking app Tinder for Muslim countries has adapted the ...
Read More »Bigots Worried Gay Pride Stabbing Will Give Them Bad Name
“Please judge each of us by our own despicable behavior and discourse, not that of a completely separate hateful individual.” Jerusalem, August 7 – Israelis who believe people who are different from them do not enjoy the same human rights as ...
Read More »Mideast Heat Wave The Result Of Secret Israeli Nuclear Strikes On Iran
Iran is likely to intensify its support and encouragement of Hezbollah, possibly even to the point of another Lebanon war. Baghdad, August 6 – Scorching temperatures across the Middle East for the last week are coming from a series of ...
Read More »Ministry Of Apartheid Disbanded Amid Complete Ineffectiveness
Not even the ascension of the right wing under Menachem Begin in 1977 could get the Ministry of Apartheid to perform properly. Jerusalem, August 6 – The government body in charge of developing and implementing ways to disenfranchise and institutionalize discrimination ...
Read More »If Elected, Trump Promises To Fire Ayatollah
He added that many other high-ranking officials in Tehran would probably also have to pack their bags. New York, August 5 – The frontrunner in the Republican race toward nomination for president vowed today that if elected, when it comes to Iran ...
Read More »LGBTs Charge Prejudice In Banning Of ‘Trans’ Fats
“There are plenty of strategies to promote public health in the dietary realm that do not require the government to flagrantly target a persecuted minority,” said Liss. Jerusalem, August 5 – Activists from the LGBT community called for protests today ...
Read More »We Have To Stop Blaming One Another And That’s Bibi’s Fault
By MK Michal Rozin, Meretz Esteemed colleagues, fellow Members of Knesset, and Mr. Speaker – thank you for allowing me to speak. Like everyone else who has addressed the plenum today, I’ve come to stress a message of universal brotherhood ...
Read More »Heat Wave Convinces Rabbis To Relax Clothing Modesty Laws
Bnei Brak and Kiryat Sefer, two cities with an almost completely Haredi population, featured men walking around in Crocs of subdued colors. Jerusalem, August 3 – Sweltering under an unprecedented heat wave hitting the region, Israel’s leading Rabbis took the ...
Read More »IDF Nixes ‘Palestinians Are Gay – Stab Them’ Haredi Recruitment Drive
Draft office personnel were unable to explain the sudden reversal. Tel Aviv, August 3 – The Israeli military today canceled a nascent publicity program to increase recruitment among ultra-orthodox that would have appealed to the demographic’s perceived desire to kill homosexuals, portraying ...
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