“Our brand carries a certain set of associations, and an erudite readership is not something we see ourselves as having,” said the site’s managing editor, Daili Mell. Tel Aviv, July 8 – Israel’s largest provider of online news and analysis announced ...
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Feed SubscriptionOscars To Consider Daesh Execution Film Nominations
They specifically cited the bold contrasts of color and demeanor in the beheading films. Hollywood, July 8 – The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Board of Governors approved new rules and campaign regulations for the 88th Academy Awards at their most recent Board ...
Read More »Other 11 Months Renamed Ramadan To Maintain Terrorism Levels
“We cannot allow the mere shift in phases of the moon to dictate that we diminish our efforts to drive the Jewish ape-pig infidel from the land.” Jerusalem, July 7 – Muslims have responded enthusiastically to calls encouraging them to ...
Read More »UN: Israel Must Give Iron Dome To Gaza For Rockets That Fall Short
An earlier draft of the statement called on Israel to provide an even greater level of military assistance to the Gaza Strip. Geneva, July 6 – The United Nations Human Rights Council followed up its endorsement of the Davis Commission’s ...
Read More »We Cockroaches Are All In Favor Of This Iran Deal
By Flitter the Roach Under the Fridge, July 6 – You humans are right to be worked up about Iran’s nuclear ambitions, but only if you insist on your anthropocentric view. We cockroaches have no problem with a nuclear Iran. ...
Read More »Black Hole Suspected As Construction Materials Enter Gaza, Disappear
The black hole only attracts new construction materials, as the piles of rubble remaining from last summer’s carnage remain untouched. Kerem Shalom Crossing, July 5 – Thousands of tons of cement, ceramics, and assorted other construction materials for rebuilding the ...
Read More »Study: In Theory, Arab MKs Able To Represent Israeli Arabs, Not Palestinians
The study also found that MK Basel Ghattas had a sick tan for someone who is supposed to be a legislator in the Knesset, a mostly indoor facility. Umm El-Fahm, July 1 – A team of researchers at Tel Aviv ...
Read More »Israel Suppressing Islamic Culture By Reducing Honor Killings
The conference called on international bodies such as UNESCO to protect the cherished practice from Israeli “cultural genocide.” Jerusalem, July 2 – Islamic scholars and leaders gathered in the Jordanian capital city of Amman to denounce Israel for suppressing the ancient ...
Read More »Blaming Jews For Crisis Mysteriously Ineffective In Saving Greece
“In prewar Germany, blaming Jews was an essential element of the economic system that pulled the country out of the Great Depression.” Athens, July 2 – Accusing Jewish bankers and currency speculators of being behind Greece’s recent monetary woes has ...
Read More »Suicide Bomber Denied 72 Virgins; Forgot To Yell ‘Allahu Akbar’
He will be allowed to watch as others are provided their allotment of six dozen virgins. Rafah, Egypt, July 1 – Mustafa Ali Al-Masri, 22, blew himself up in this Egyptian border town today, injuring six paramilitary police, but will not ...
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