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No One Wants To Tell Knesset Speaker His Fly Open

No One Wants To Tell Knesset Speaker His Fly Open

“I just couldn’t stay in there,” said a blushing Zehava Gal-On of Meretz. Jerusalem, June 21 – None of Israel’s other 119 parliamentarians want to be the one to inform Knesset Speaker Yuli Edelstein that the zipper of his trousers ...

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Local BDS Group Votes To Boycott Israeli BDS Groups

Local BDS Group Votes To Boycott Israeli BDS Groups

“Being Israeli by definition makes a person an oppressor, or at least an enabler of oppression, and it’s disingenuous to say that that Israeliness, that culpability, is somehow negated by advocating BDS.” Limerick, Ireland, June 17 – Students at the ...

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Somebody Apparently Buying, Eating Krembos

Somebody Apparently Buying, Eating Krembos

“I’m sure there are plenty of uses for Krembo that don’t involve putting it inside your body.” Ramat Gan, June 18 – Food retailers across the country report that despite the manifestly non-edible nature of the Krembo snack, somebody is ...

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Louvre Rebuked For Making Antisemitism Too Obvious

Louvre Rebuked For Making Antisemitism Too Obvious

Mainstream French society delights in tasteful doses of prejudice against Jews but finds direct manifestations of it grotesque. Paris, June 16 – The government of France issued a stern admonishment to the management of the Louvre Museum Tuesday, warning it that displays ...

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Abbas Confused By ICC Attention To Country Other Than Israel

Abbas Confused By ICC Attention To Country Other Than Israel

“Whose side do they think they’re on?” Ramallah, June 15 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas voiced bewilderment today at the tension over South Africa’s possible arrest of Sudan President Omar al-Bashir at the behest of the International Criminal Court, saying he ...

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Knesset Intelligence Committee Ups Shoe-Theft Allocation

Knesset Intelligence Committee Ups Shoe-Theft Allocation

The theft involves athletic shoes, boots, dress shoes, slippers, sandals, clogs, and those creepy shoes with individual toes. Jerusalem, June 13 – Building on the success of recent operations against anti-Israel agitators, the Israeli legislature’s Intelligence Committee held an emergency ...

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