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Meretz Divided Over Whether To Support Non-Gay Marriage

Meretz Divided Over Whether To Support Non-Gay Marriage

Whether non-same-sex marriage should actually be criminalized remains a subject of contention among Meretz members. Tel Aviv, June 28 – Leading political figures on the Israeli Left find themselves in disagreement over the proper domestic strategy to pursue in the aftermath ...

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Islamic State Fighters Fear Shortage Of Virgins To Rape

Islamic State Fighters Fear Shortage Of Virgins To Rape

They are left with no one to repeatedly gang-rape but girls who have already been terrorized and beaten extensively, and the challenge is gone. Raqqa, June 24 – Newly arrived Islamic State trainees from other countries are worried that the region is running out ...

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No One Wants To Tell Knesset Speaker His Fly Open

No One Wants To Tell Knesset Speaker His Fly Open

“I just couldn’t stay in there,” said a blushing Zehava Gal-On of Meretz. Jerusalem, June 21 – None of Israel’s other 119 parliamentarians want to be the one to inform Knesset Speaker Yuli Edelstein that the zipper of his trousers ...

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Local BDS Group Votes To Boycott Israeli BDS Groups

Local BDS Group Votes To Boycott Israeli BDS Groups

“Being Israeli by definition makes a person an oppressor, or at least an enabler of oppression, and it’s disingenuous to say that that Israeliness, that culpability, is somehow negated by advocating BDS.” Limerick, Ireland, June 17 – Students at the ...

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Somebody Apparently Buying, Eating Krembos

Somebody Apparently Buying, Eating Krembos

“I’m sure there are plenty of uses for Krembo that don’t involve putting it inside your body.” Ramat Gan, June 18 – Food retailers across the country report that despite the manifestly non-edible nature of the Krembo snack, somebody is ...

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