A number of indie – short for indifada – studios specialize in adapting the blood libel cachet to current goings-on. Pallywood, June 2 – Studio executives in this field know an international sensation when they see one, often before most ...
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Feed SubscriptionReward Offered For Nouns Palestinians Have Not Weaponized
“Most, if not all, of the non-weaponized nouns were no longer current by the ninenteenth century,” said researcher Aiosi Fifa. Tel Aviv, June 1 – Researchers at the Institute of Language are seeking the public’s help in finding concepts and ...
Read More »It’s Racist To Point Out Our Racism
By Saeb Erekat, Chief Palestinian Negotiator In 2015, one should not have to point out racist behavior that should have disappeared long ago. I should not need to call people’s attention to racism, since they should, by now, have grown sensitive ...
Read More »Herzog: Bibi’s Response To Rockets Not Halfhearted Enough
“How can we retain the already-scarce goodwill of the international community if we go defending ourselves at every opportunity?” Tel Aviv, May 27 – Opposition leader Isaac Herzog laced into Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu late Tuesday, saying the premier’s muted ...
Read More »Hamas Members Complain About Not Meeting OneRepublic
“One selfie with us wouldn’t hurt, would it?” Gaza City, May 29 – In the wake of a picture showing popular band OneRepublic visiting IDF soldiers manning an Iron Dome battery, Hamas militants have complained about being denied a visit by the ...
Read More »Rajoub Lobbies Ministry Of Magic To Expel Israel From Quidditch Games
Through connections with his friend Lucius Malfoy, Rajoub has the ear of several important Ministry of Magic figures. Ramallah, May 28 – Fresh from efforts to have FIFA members vote to exclude Israel from international football competition, Palestinian Minister of ...
Read More »Hamas Songwriter Scores Gig As Bar Mitzva DJ
“I might just bomb,” he said. “But that I’m used to.” Shuja’iyya, Gaza Strip, May 27 – Fredj Al-Julsun, 27, never knew just a year ago that his foray into composing propaganda songs for the Islamist group Hamas would lead ...
Read More »Attendees Sure Everyone Else Covering Synagogue Expenses
Many believe that the institution exists to serve their spiritual needs and sense of community, but that no reciprocal element of that relationship exists. Jerusalem, May 26 – To a man, each person present at Friday night services has convinced ...
Read More »UC Davis To Establish Non-Antisemite-Free Space
“If it really becomes necessary we can just give them the Hillel House.” Davis, CA, May 25 – Administrators at the University of California at Davis have announced plans to find an appropriate venue for a facility open only to ...
Read More »PA: Israeli Antibiotics Erasing Direct Palestinian Descent From Local Bacteria
“Israel is using Teva-manufactured pharmaceuticals to destroy the organisms carrying the DNA which proves Palestinian ancestry to the exclusion of the spurious Jewish claim,” asserted Erekat. Ramallah, May 20 – Palestinian officials accused Israel today of using antibiotics to kill ...
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