Of Johannes Brahms, Felix Mendelssohn, Franz Schubert, the entire Bach family, Josef Haydn, Claude Debussy, Antonio Vivaldi, Georg Frederic Handel, and many other influential composers, not a single one has announced a planned trip to Israel since the current round ...
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Feed SubscriptionIAF Now Just Trolling Sudan With Fake Explosions
The officer declined to give specifics on how the IAF would accomplish its task, but some experts pointed to strong evidence that Israel had developed mass mind-control techniques. Khartoum, May 15 – Hysteria surrounding repeated rumors and reports of explosions resulting ...
Read More »Fatah, Hamas, Agree To Paper Over Differences With Better Paper
Among the factors complicating this treatment of the Fatah-Hamas rift was an intense quarrel between the parties over what kind of paper to use and how it should be procured. Gaza City, May 14 – The ailing Palestinian unity government between Fatah and ...
Read More »New OED Entry For ‘Racist’ Includes ‘Criticizing Palestinian Violence’
Cowardiss said a similar situation exists with reference to an apparent shift in the meaning of the word ‘progressive.’ Oxford, UK, May 13 – The next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary will feature a new definition of the term ‘racist’ that ...
Read More »Shipboard Rats Hire Livni As Consultant
“Ms. Livni has proved a master at sensing disaster far in advance of our own capabilities, so naturally we invited her on board as a consultant.” Ashdod, May 12 – Seeking advice more expert than their own knowledge and experience, ...
Read More »Study: You Should Put A Hat On That Child
The study looked at the reactions of 30 women to the way you had chosen to attire your child for the 300-meter trip. Jerusalem, May 11 – A survey of fellow pedestrians and other individuals whom you passed with your baby ...
Read More »We Must Disregard Elections In Favor Of Opinion Poll Results
by Ed Miliband and Isaac Herzog Both of our countries witnessed hard-fought national elections this year, elections that featured a striking similarity: in both cases, opinion polls leading up to the voting indicated the results were too close to call, ...
Read More »Activists Jailed In Iran Touched By Khamenei’s Concern For US Blacks
“It’s not every day that a nation gets to see the empathetic side of its political leadership,” said Professor Yuhav Somgall, who studies the Islamic Republic. Isfahan, May 9 – Imprisoned Iranians being held for trying to defend human and ...
Read More »Zionist-Controlled Media Somehow Unable To Control Israel Coverage
“I would never have assumed the Jewish media overlords would permit such things to happen. But here we are,” said UN adviser Richard Falk. New York, May 7 – Analysts at the United Nations held a meeting today to discuss the curious phenomenon ...
Read More »Rabbis: Avoid Gharqad Wood In Lag BaOmer Bonfires
Judaism authority Ali Abunimah says the Rabbis saw fit to warn Israelis not to use it because of their fundamental insecurity about their faith. Jerusalem, May 6 – In advance of the minor festival of Lag BaOmer that begins Wednesday night, ...
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