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IAF Now Just Trolling Sudan With Fake Explosions

IAF Now Just Trolling Sudan With Fake Explosions

The officer declined to give specifics on how the IAF would accomplish its task, but some experts pointed to strong evidence that Israel had developed mass mind-control techniques. Khartoum, May 15 – Hysteria surrounding repeated rumors and reports of explosions resulting ...

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Shipboard Rats Hire Livni As Consultant

Shipboard Rats Hire Livni As Consultant

“Ms. Livni has proved a master at sensing disaster far in advance of our own capabilities, so naturally we invited her on board as a consultant.” Ashdod, May 12 – Seeking advice more expert than their own knowledge and experience, ...

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Study: You Should Put A Hat On That Child

Study: You Should Put A Hat On That Child

The study looked at the reactions of 30 women to the way you had chosen to attire your child for the 300-meter trip. Jerusalem, May 11 – A survey of fellow pedestrians and other individuals whom you passed with your baby ...

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Rabbis: Avoid Gharqad Wood In Lag BaOmer Bonfires

Rabbis: Avoid Gharqad Wood In Lag BaOmer Bonfires

Judaism authority Ali Abunimah says the Rabbis saw fit to warn Israelis not to use it because of their fundamental insecurity about their faith. Jerusalem, May 6 – In advance of the minor festival of Lag BaOmer that begins Wednesday night, ...

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