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Area Man Can Prove Jews To Blame For Everything

Area Man Can Prove Jews To Blame For Everything

Hassan linked Jews to plague, autism, chemtrails, and pollution from hydrofracking, doing so with a fluidity and facility that astounded. Dearborn, MI, April 29 – Local hairdresser Malik Hassan regularly wows customers with his uncanny ability to convincingly argue that ...

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IDF Declares Cover-Up Of Earthquake Device A Success

IDF Declares Cover-Up Of Earthquake Device A Success

The earthquake was probably deemed necessary to distract from Zionist and Jewish conspiratorial efforts to seize control of certain vital natural resources elsewhere in the world. Kathmandu, Nepal, April 30 – Commanders of the ostensibly medical IDF mission to Nepal ...

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Palestinians Puzzled Why Israeli Unity Gov’ts Not Violently Divided

Palestinians Puzzled Why Israeli Unity Gov’ts Not Violently Divided

Such discourse has sparked confusion among Palestinians, whose only experience of a unity government to date involves gunfire, bombs, arrests, and trumped-up charges. Ramallah, April 29 – Israeli politics continues to surprise Palestinian observers, researchers say, specifically the unfamiliar practice Israeli ...

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Israel Denying Armed Infiltrators Freedom Of Movement

Israel Denying Armed Infiltrators Freedom Of Movement

Israel violates the right to freedom of movement of people attempting to move their valuable ammunition and weaponry out of troubled areas such as the Gaza Strip, Syria, and Lebanon. Ein Zivan, Golan Heights, April 28 – Israel continued this week ...

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Abbas Wins Physics Nobel; Proved 4 Year Term = 11 Years

Abbas Wins Physics Nobel; Proved 4 Year Term = 11 Years

“All of Palestine is proud of our president for demonstrating a similar commitment to the rigor and principles of the respective fields in which our successive leaders have now been recognized.” Stockholm, April 22 – The Royal Swedish Academy announced ...

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