Hassan linked Jews to plague, autism, chemtrails, and pollution from hydrofracking, doing so with a fluidity and facility that astounded. Dearborn, MI, April 29 – Local hairdresser Malik Hassan regularly wows customers with his uncanny ability to convincingly argue that ...
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Feed SubscriptionHaredi Transport Minister To Airbrush Women From Driver License Photos
Aides to the minister said existing licenses would not be recalled and reissued to conform to the guidelines, as such a ruling would be unduly disruptive and unfair to the public. Jerusalem, April 30 – Incoming Minister of Transport Moshe ...
Read More »IDF Declares Cover-Up Of Earthquake Device A Success
The earthquake was probably deemed necessary to distract from Zionist and Jewish conspiratorial efforts to seize control of certain vital natural resources elsewhere in the world. Kathmandu, Nepal, April 30 – Commanders of the ostensibly medical IDF mission to Nepal ...
Read More »Iran Hijacks VP’s NY Motorcade; Obama Sends Destroyer, Urges Calm
“There is too much at stake to go headlong into a full-blown confrontation over every incident.” Washington, April 29 – Iranian cars stopped and seized the vehicles carrying and escorting US Vice President Joe Biden through New York’s streets today, and ...
Read More »Palestinians Puzzled Why Israeli Unity Gov’ts Not Violently Divided
Such discourse has sparked confusion among Palestinians, whose only experience of a unity government to date involves gunfire, bombs, arrests, and trumped-up charges. Ramallah, April 29 – Israeli politics continues to surprise Palestinian observers, researchers say, specifically the unfamiliar practice Israeli ...
Read More »Israel Denying Armed Infiltrators Freedom Of Movement
Israel violates the right to freedom of movement of people attempting to move their valuable ammunition and weaponry out of troubled areas such as the Gaza Strip, Syria, and Lebanon. Ein Zivan, Golan Heights, April 28 – Israel continued this week ...
Read More »Israel Copyrights Mention Of Islamophobia, Putting Haters In Bind
Editor’s note: Israel Military Industries gave its consent to the use of the term “Islamophobia” in this article. Tel Aviv, April 27 – A government-owned Israeli corporation secured rights to use of the term “Islamophobia” this week, putting it in ...
Read More »Time To Let The Holocaust Go So We Can Move On To The Next One
By Tim Willcox, British Broadcasting Corporation The last Nazi concentration camp was liberated seventy years ago, but judging from contemporary rhetoric, one would think the atrocities occurred just last week. Social progress will never happen if our society is mired in ...
Read More »UN Pre-Condemns Potential Israeli Actions For Next 3 Months
The Obama administration was so taken with this newfound sense of initiative on the part of the Security Council that they decided such a development should be endorsed even at Israel’s expense. Geneva, April 25 – Seeking to save time ...
Read More »Abbas Wins Physics Nobel; Proved 4 Year Term = 11 Years
“All of Palestine is proud of our president for demonstrating a similar commitment to the rigor and principles of the respective fields in which our successive leaders have now been recognized.” Stockholm, April 22 – The Royal Swedish Academy announced ...
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