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IDF Imposes Comfort Zone Around Gaza

IDF Imposes Comfort Zone Around Gaza

“Coupled with the fatalism that life in Gaza under Hamas generates, this is a natural proving ground for the use of a comfort zone.” Kibbutz Nirim, Israel, May 6 – Israeli efforts to prevent the infiltration of Palestinian fighters from ...

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Protest Dispersal Station Now Fully Armed, Operational

Protest Dispersal Station Now Fully Armed, Operational

 Not everyone is thrilled with the deployment of the new device, specifically because of its capacity to stifle democratic protests. Jerusalem, May the 4th – Amid a wave of protests against police brutality and discrimination against citizens of Ethiopian origin, ...

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Area Man Can Prove Jews To Blame For Everything

Area Man Can Prove Jews To Blame For Everything

Hassan linked Jews to plague, autism, chemtrails, and pollution from hydrofracking, doing so with a fluidity and facility that astounded. Dearborn, MI, April 29 – Local hairdresser Malik Hassan regularly wows customers with his uncanny ability to convincingly argue that ...

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IDF Declares Cover-Up Of Earthquake Device A Success

IDF Declares Cover-Up Of Earthquake Device A Success

The earthquake was probably deemed necessary to distract from Zionist and Jewish conspiratorial efforts to seize control of certain vital natural resources elsewhere in the world. Kathmandu, Nepal, April 30 – Commanders of the ostensibly medical IDF mission to Nepal ...

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Palestinians Puzzled Why Israeli Unity Gov’ts Not Violently Divided

Palestinians Puzzled Why Israeli Unity Gov’ts Not Violently Divided

Such discourse has sparked confusion among Palestinians, whose only experience of a unity government to date involves gunfire, bombs, arrests, and trumped-up charges. Ramallah, April 29 – Israeli politics continues to surprise Palestinian observers, researchers say, specifically the unfamiliar practice Israeli ...

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