“Coupled with the fatalism that life in Gaza under Hamas generates, this is a natural proving ground for the use of a comfort zone.” Kibbutz Nirim, Israel, May 6 – Israeli efforts to prevent the infiltration of Palestinian fighters from ...
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Feed SubscriptionTibi Bill Would Require Every Natural Disaster To Include Israeli Deaths
The bill, cosponsored by Meretz MK Ilan Gilon, was sparked by initial reports of the deadly earthquake in Nepal in late April. Jerusalem, May 5 – The twentieth Knesset opened yesterday with a legislative proposal that, if passed, would mandate ...
Read More »Protest Dispersal Station Now Fully Armed, Operational
Not everyone is thrilled with the deployment of the new device, specifically because of its capacity to stifle democratic protests. Jerusalem, May the 4th – Amid a wave of protests against police brutality and discrimination against citizens of Ethiopian origin, ...
Read More »The Nazis Lost, So Caricaturing Them Is “Punching Down”
By Garry Trudeau, cartoonist People trying to defend Charlie Hebdo’s artists on free speech grounds might have an argument, but the exercise of free expression carries responsibility. One may not abuse that right just to offend a persecuted minority – which ...
Read More »ISIS Struggling To Harvest Organs For Israel Fast Enough
Now more than 90% of organs harvested for the international black market begin their journey from beheaded Syrian or Iraqi donors. Tripoli, Libya, May 2 – Executioners for the Islamic State complain that they are having a hard time meeting ...
Read More »Area Man Can Prove Jews To Blame For Everything
Hassan linked Jews to plague, autism, chemtrails, and pollution from hydrofracking, doing so with a fluidity and facility that astounded. Dearborn, MI, April 29 – Local hairdresser Malik Hassan regularly wows customers with his uncanny ability to convincingly argue that ...
Read More »Haredi Transport Minister To Airbrush Women From Driver License Photos
Aides to the minister said existing licenses would not be recalled and reissued to conform to the guidelines, as such a ruling would be unduly disruptive and unfair to the public. Jerusalem, April 30 – Incoming Minister of Transport Moshe ...
Read More »IDF Declares Cover-Up Of Earthquake Device A Success
The earthquake was probably deemed necessary to distract from Zionist and Jewish conspiratorial efforts to seize control of certain vital natural resources elsewhere in the world. Kathmandu, Nepal, April 30 – Commanders of the ostensibly medical IDF mission to Nepal ...
Read More »Iran Hijacks VP’s NY Motorcade; Obama Sends Destroyer, Urges Calm
“There is too much at stake to go headlong into a full-blown confrontation over every incident.” Washington, April 29 – Iranian cars stopped and seized the vehicles carrying and escorting US Vice President Joe Biden through New York’s streets today, and ...
Read More »Palestinians Puzzled Why Israeli Unity Gov’ts Not Violently Divided
Such discourse has sparked confusion among Palestinians, whose only experience of a unity government to date involves gunfire, bombs, arrests, and trumped-up charges. Ramallah, April 29 – Israeli politics continues to surprise Palestinian observers, researchers say, specifically the unfamiliar practice Israeli ...
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