Israel violates the right to freedom of movement of people attempting to move their valuable ammunition and weaponry out of troubled areas such as the Gaza Strip, Syria, and Lebanon. Ein Zivan, Golan Heights, April 28 – Israel continued this week ...
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Editor’s note: Israel Military Industries gave its consent to the use of the term “Islamophobia” in this article. Tel Aviv, April 27 – A government-owned Israeli corporation secured rights to use of the term “Islamophobia” this week, putting it in ...
Read More »Time To Let The Holocaust Go So We Can Move On To The Next One
By Tim Willcox, British Broadcasting Corporation The last Nazi concentration camp was liberated seventy years ago, but judging from contemporary rhetoric, one would think the atrocities occurred just last week. Social progress will never happen if our society is mired in ...
Read More »UN Pre-Condemns Potential Israeli Actions For Next 3 Months
The Obama administration was so taken with this newfound sense of initiative on the part of the Security Council that they decided such a development should be endorsed even at Israel’s expense. Geneva, April 25 – Seeking to save time ...
Read More »Abbas Wins Physics Nobel; Proved 4 Year Term = 11 Years
“All of Palestine is proud of our president for demonstrating a similar commitment to the rigor and principles of the respective fields in which our successive leaders have now been recognized.” Stockholm, April 22 – The Royal Swedish Academy announced ...
Read More »Muslims Demand Everest Be Made Shorter Than Al-Aqsa
Historically, the Muslim rulers of Jerusalem were able to enforce a ban on non-Muslim structures higher than Al Aqsa, but did not always choose to do so. Mecca, April 23 – Islamic authorities expressed outrage today that any structure would ...
Read More »MK Zoabi On Likud Payroll; Helps Solidify Jewish Support For Bibi
She has consistently expressed support for Palestinian ambitions to remove Jewish sovereignty from the land. Umm El Fahm, April 22 – Investigators are examining reports that MK Hanin Zoabi, a firebrand member of the United Arab List delegation, is actually ...
Read More »Obama Vows ‘Ironclad’ Support Of Israel If Israel Destroyed By Iran
Israeli officials had no direct comment on the matter, as none were invited to the meeting. Washington, April 21 – President Barack Obama sought to reassure Israel and its allies in the US that an impending deal with Iran over ...
Read More »Despite Low Education, Haredim Excelling At Multiplying
The report also recommended further study of the news media, which, although largely composed of Liberal Arts majors, demonstrates an ability to divide that heretofore has been considered the exclusive province of mathematical experts. Bnei Brak, April 20 – Dismal ...
Read More »Those Sons Of Apes And Pigs Must Stop Dehumanizing Us
By Saeb Erekat, Palestinian Negotiator The key to Israeli-Palestinian peace lies with the people, not with the politicians. A stable, lasting accord must be based in mutual respect for the other’s sovereignty and human dignity. That is why those descendants ...
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