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Kim/Kanye Visit Makes Wall Actually Wail

Kim/Kanye Visit Makes Wall Actually Wail

The media hullabaloo surrounding the impending arrival at the Wailing Wall of the mega-star couple drove home to the sacred Temple remnant just how far humanity has sunk. Jerusalem, April 13 – One of the last remnants of King Herod’s ...

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Obama To Rescind Sanctions Against Prince Humperdinck

Obama To Rescind Sanctions Against Prince Humperdinck

Monitoring measures include the hiring of independent consultant Tyrone Rugen to oversee the clandestine portions of the Florinian international relations program. Florin, April 7 – Royal representatives announced today that the US had agreed to remove its trade sanctions against ...

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Netanyahu Offers Herzog Ministry Of Inferior

Netanyahu Offers Herzog Ministry Of Inferior

Few, if any, political figures are suited to the post of Minister of the Inferior as well as Herzog. Jerusalem, April 7 – Prime Minister-elect Binyamin Netanyahu raised the stakes in ongoing coalition negotiations today by dangling the post of Minister ...

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International Trade: Turkey Now A Net Exporter Of Antisemitism

International Trade: Turkey Now A Net Exporter Of Antisemitism

Turkey has been able to press its advantage in cheap manufacturing, with government-subsidized programs providing producers of Jew-hatred with incentives to augment output. Istanbul, April 6 – Government figures for January-March 2015 show that Turkey’s balance of trade turned positive ...

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Market Report: Chametz Futures Down

Market Report: Chametz Futures Down

Bread, pizza, and cookie futures began falling late last week, followed more modestly by cakes, pies, crackers and pretzels. Tel Aviv, April 2 – Commodities traders in Israel have noticed a recent decrease in the price of futures for potentially leavened ...

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