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Israel Denying Armed Infiltrators Freedom Of Movement

Israel Denying Armed Infiltrators Freedom Of Movement

Israel violates the right to freedom of movement of people attempting to move their valuable ammunition and weaponry out of troubled areas such as the Gaza Strip, Syria, and Lebanon. Ein Zivan, Golan Heights, April 28 – Israel continued this week ...

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Abbas Wins Physics Nobel; Proved 4 Year Term = 11 Years

Abbas Wins Physics Nobel; Proved 4 Year Term = 11 Years

“All of Palestine is proud of our president for demonstrating a similar commitment to the rigor and principles of the respective fields in which our successive leaders have now been recognized.” Stockholm, April 22 – The Royal Swedish Academy announced ...

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Muslims Demand Everest Be Made Shorter Than Al-Aqsa

Muslims Demand Everest Be Made Shorter Than Al-Aqsa

Historically, the Muslim rulers of Jerusalem were able to enforce a ban on non-Muslim structures higher than Al Aqsa, but did not always choose to do so. Mecca, April 23 – Islamic authorities expressed outrage today that any structure would ...

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Despite Low Education, Haredim Excelling At Multiplying

Despite Low Education, Haredim Excelling At Multiplying

The report also recommended further study of the news media, which, although largely composed of Liberal Arts majors, demonstrates an ability to divide that heretofore has been considered the exclusive province of mathematical experts. Bnei Brak, April 20 – Dismal ...

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Those Sons Of Apes And Pigs Must Stop Dehumanizing Us

Those Sons Of Apes And Pigs Must Stop Dehumanizing Us

By Saeb Erekat, Palestinian Negotiator The key to Israeli-Palestinian peace lies with the people, not with the politicians. A stable, lasting accord must be based in mutual respect for the other’s sovereignty and human dignity. That is why those descendants ...

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