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Turkish Flotilla To Yarmuk Camp Stymied By Nonexistence

Turkish Flotilla To Yarmuk Camp Stymied By Nonexistence

“In practice, it’s insanely difficult to organize an endeavor this ambitious without there actually being anyone here who genuinely cares about the Palestinians except as a pretext to attack Israel.” Istanbul, April 15 – Organizers of a flotilla to bring ...

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Hamas Upgrading Human Dome Defense System

Hamas Upgrading Human Dome Defense System

Hamas retains a sizable pool of humans with which to equip its low-tech system. Gaza City, April 14 – Military observers are reporting that Hamas, the militant Islamist movement that runs the Gaza Strip, appears to be rebuilding and improving its ...

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Kim/Kanye Visit Makes Wall Actually Wail

Kim/Kanye Visit Makes Wall Actually Wail

The media hullabaloo surrounding the impending arrival at the Wailing Wall of the mega-star couple drove home to the sacred Temple remnant just how far humanity has sunk. Jerusalem, April 13 – One of the last remnants of King Herod’s ...

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Obama To Rescind Sanctions Against Prince Humperdinck

Obama To Rescind Sanctions Against Prince Humperdinck

Monitoring measures include the hiring of independent consultant Tyrone Rugen to oversee the clandestine portions of the Florinian international relations program. Florin, April 7 – Royal representatives announced today that the US had agreed to remove its trade sanctions against ...

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Netanyahu Offers Herzog Ministry Of Inferior

Netanyahu Offers Herzog Ministry Of Inferior

Few, if any, political figures are suited to the post of Minister of the Inferior as well as Herzog. Jerusalem, April 7 – Prime Minister-elect Binyamin Netanyahu raised the stakes in ongoing coalition negotiations today by dangling the post of Minister ...

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