It would be imposing Western morality on Palestinians to insist they adhere to such notions as not killing people whose views they oppose. Tel Aviv, July 23 – Representatives of the dovish Meretz Party informed their colleagues in the Opposition ...
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Feed SubscriptionMillions Of Radical Islamists Still Unaware They Are Not Following Islam
“It has taken liberal academics centuries to realize that the only authentic expression of any value system is one that dovetails with liberal academics’ axioms.” Raqqa, Islamic State (formerly Syria), July 22 – As the Islamic State establishes itself in ...
Read More »Israelis Puzzled That EU Thinks Anyone Can Get A Mortgage These Days
Israelis voiced confusion today after the recommendation was reported, as no one seems to be able to secure a mortgage anyway, or knows anyone who has. Jerusalem, July 22 – A European think tank recommended that the European Union adopt ...
Read More »European Space Agency To Avoid Orbit Over West Bank, Gaza
Avoiding those areas will mean no passing over Israel’s pre-1967 boundaries, either, since almost any orbital paths over the occupied zones would involve passing over Israel immediately before or after. Darmstadt, Germany, July 21 – The European intergovernmental agency that ...
Read More »Rival Bible Code Partisans Tout Different Cookie Recipes From Genesis
Jeffrey and Coombs have publicly questioned the statistical validity of the Witztum-Rips chocolate chip cookie, and the two factions have been exchanging heated e-mails ever since. Jerusalem, July 20 – Separate groups of academics working to gather more evidence of ...
Read More »2015 Class Of Palestinian Child Soldiers Looking Promising
“I will kill every Zionist pig I see, and liberate my land with blood and fire,” he added, his voice cracking, whether from emotion or puberty. Gaza City, July 20 – Ghasseb Hatib hopes to be drafted in one of ...
Read More »One Day We Hope To Categorize An IDF Target As Military
By Amnesty International We human rights organizations bear a tremendous responsibility when it comes to exposing and publicizing information on the situation in conflict zones. That is why Amnesty set clear rules and goals for its data gathering and analysis ...
Read More »MK Elkin Again Suspected Of Putting Thumbtack On Zoabi’s Chair
The minister dismissed the accusations and said Zoabi was trying to generate attention, play victim, and exacerbate ethnic tensions, which he called dangerously irresponsible. Jerusalem, July 19 – Minister of Absorption and Jerusalem Affairs Ze’ev Elkin of Likud faces accusations ...
Read More »Amid Yemen Strife, UNHRC To Hold Urgent Cocktail Party
“Even if it takes associating with some of the most notorious names in entertainment, we know we just have to do our jobs.” Geneva, July 15 – More than 1600 civilians have been killed in the ongoing Saudi-led offensive against ...
Read More »Israeli Startup Creates Popular BDS-Coordinating Apps
“By selling our product and follow-on support to BDS movement coordinators from here in Israel, we recouped the initial investment capital within six months of going to market.” Herzliya Pituach, July 17 – Amid the dense concentration of high-tech companies ...
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