Observers note that several MKs do seem to have a glaring need for help in certain areas. Jerusalem, May 20 – The wife of Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu took steps to shore up her public image today, announcing that fifty ...
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Feed SubscriptionSiblings Accuse Teen Who Cleans Room Of ‘Normalization’
“Any contention that the parental entities somehow have a claim to this territory is simply a falsification of history and serves to legitimize the occupation.” Raanana, May 19 – A local high-schooler has been ostracized by her brother and sister for ...
Read More »Since When Does A Democratically Elected Government Get To Make Policy?
Just keep plugging away at that message, invoking fascism every time the Right does anything, keeping the focus off our own antidemocratic machinations. By Aluf Benn, Editor-in-Chief, Haaretz If Binyamin Netanyahu thinks he gets to take the lead in ...
Read More »Haredi Paper Forgets To Airbrush Out Hot New Minister
The photograph in question also included two other female cabinet members, Minister of Culture Miri Regev and Deputy Foreign Minister Tzipi Hotovely, but their hotness has been overshadowed by that of Minister Shaked. Jerusalem, May 17 – An ultra-orthodox ...
Read More »BDS Claims Credit For Keeping Mozart From Appearing In Israel
Of Johannes Brahms, Felix Mendelssohn, Franz Schubert, the entire Bach family, Josef Haydn, Claude Debussy, Antonio Vivaldi, Georg Frederic Handel, and many other influential composers, not a single one has announced a planned trip to Israel since the current round ...
Read More »IAF Now Just Trolling Sudan With Fake Explosions
The officer declined to give specifics on how the IAF would accomplish its task, but some experts pointed to strong evidence that Israel had developed mass mind-control techniques. Khartoum, May 15 – Hysteria surrounding repeated rumors and reports of explosions resulting ...
Read More »Fatah, Hamas, Agree To Paper Over Differences With Better Paper
Among the factors complicating this treatment of the Fatah-Hamas rift was an intense quarrel between the parties over what kind of paper to use and how it should be procured. Gaza City, May 14 – The ailing Palestinian unity government between Fatah and ...
Read More »New OED Entry For ‘Racist’ Includes ‘Criticizing Palestinian Violence’
Cowardiss said a similar situation exists with reference to an apparent shift in the meaning of the word ‘progressive.’ Oxford, UK, May 13 – The next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary will feature a new definition of the term ‘racist’ that ...
Read More »Shipboard Rats Hire Livni As Consultant
“Ms. Livni has proved a master at sensing disaster far in advance of our own capabilities, so naturally we invited her on board as a consultant.” Ashdod, May 12 – Seeking advice more expert than their own knowledge and experience, ...
Read More »Study: You Should Put A Hat On That Child
The study looked at the reactions of 30 women to the way you had chosen to attire your child for the 300-meter trip. Jerusalem, May 11 – A survey of fellow pedestrians and other individuals whom you passed with your baby ...
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