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Elders Of Zion Invite Wrong Zoabi To Meeting

Elders Of Zion Invite Wrong Zoabi To Meeting

The damage control turned out to be unnecessary, as the call was conducted using the Cellcom mobile network, and nothing was heard. Savyon, Israel, March 22 – The secret cabal behind all of the world’s major affairs scrambled to perform ...

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IDF To Dismantle Settler Outpost ‘Tel Aviv’

IDF To Dismantle Settler Outpost ‘Tel Aviv’

“This settlement has long attracted radicals, but we are prepared to deal with that,” said Egoz Battalion commander Major Aryush Itinmi. Jaffa, March 21 – The Israel Defense Force announced this morning (Saturday) it had received approval from the Ministry ...

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Gaza Wins Bid To Host 2032 Olympics

Gaza Wins Bid To Host 2032 Olympics

“When we realized the international sporting community didn’t care about Dubai’s use of slave labor to prepare for the World Cup, we knew we had a chance.” Gaza City, March 18 – The International Olympic Committee announced today (Wednesday) that ...

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Rabbi Accidentally Issues Fatwa

Rabbi Accidentally Issues Fatwa

“Frankly, I’m not sure what to make of this,” said Rabbi Grosser Chumra of Bnei Brak. Jerusalem, March 17 – A leader of a prominent faction of Ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel mistakenly invoked his religious authority in the form of ...

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ISRAEL ELECTION SHOCKER: Arab List Wins With 31 Seats

ISRAEL ELECTION SHOCKER: Arab List Wins With 31 Seats

The first congratulatory phone call to the head of the Joint List, Ayman Odeh, came from US President Barack Obama. Jerusalem, March 17 – Israel underwent an electoral upheaval today as a political party representing the Arab ethnic minority swept into ...

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