White House spokesmen scrambled to perform damage control, claiming the recording is fake. Washington, March 16 – US President Barack Obama forgot a microphone was still on today when he referred to the collapse of the Twin Towers in 2001 ...
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“It’s as if he can’t see the most obvious flaws in his world view.” Jerusalem, March 15 – Salim Joubran, a celebrated member of Israel’s judiciary who happens to be of Arab descent, remains completely unaware that Israel practices Apartheid ...
Read More »Hamas To Host TED Talk On Innovations In Suicide Bombing
Organizers have declined to say whether legendary Qassam Brigades leader Muhammad Deif will give a TED Talk. Gaza City, March 14 – One of the world’s leading practitioners in the art of strapping on explosives and detonating them in a crowd ...
Read More »I Want Gaza Reconstructed So I Can Start Defrauding Homeowners
By Ali Jabari, contractor It isn’t just the thousands of residents of the Gaza Strip who are frustrated at the lack of progress over reconstruction after last summer’s war. My fellow building contractors and I also feel vexed at being ...
Read More »UN OKs Hamas Refusal To Wear Uniforms In Combat: ‘They Itch’
No such flexibility in defining permissible combat operations should be afforded Israel, the Council warned. Geneva, March 11 – The United Nations Human Rights Council issued an interim directive today to the commission investigating possible war crimes during the Israel-Hamas ...
Read More »Ynet Reports Fake Stock Exchange Figures; No One Notices
“Anyone who is in a position to know or care that our numbers are a crock doesn’t use Ynet for business news anyway.” Tel Aviv, March 12 – The popular Hebrew news website Ynet has been using completely random figures ...
Read More »Rabbinate Warns Gentile Blood For Matza Scarcer This Year
Generous assessments have the number of missing children at close to 14,000, but the Hamas-run Ministry of Health balks at such inflated numbers and accuses those who promote them of purveying naked propaganda. Jerusalem, March 11 – Israel’s Chief Rabbis issued ...
Read More »In Unprecedented Event, Academic Gives Anti-Israel Opinion As Fact
Professor Roelle has become the target of literally three calls for apology and correction, a veritable torrent of criticism. Urbana-Champaign, Illinois, March 10 – In an unprecedented occurrence, a left-wing professor at a prestigious university has used her limited knowledge ...
Read More »This Time, Livni To Stay Until Political Party Good And Sunk
“I have always had the State’s interests at the forefront of my mind, and it is mere coincidence that those dynamic, fluid interests always happen to dovetail completely with my career aspirations.” Tel Aviv, March 9 – Aspiring prime minister ...
Read More »Privation Driving Gazans To Penile Enlargement
Pensions to the families of Palestinians killed while trying to kill Israelis are only being paid at 100%. Rafah Crossing, Gaza Strip, March 8 – Life in this Palestinian coastal enclave has become so challenging under enforced Israeli and Egyptian border ...
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