“There’s nothing more ‘status quo’ than uncivil marriage,” acknowledges MK Tzipi Livni. Jerusalem, March 3 – Political, cultural, and religious forces continue to vie for supremacy in resolving the question of whether Israel will recognize civil marriage, but even the ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinians To Boycott Israeli Currency, Use Barter Economy
After June, only banks will be allowed to hold Israeli currency, which they will be forced to surrender in exchange for underage brides by the first of August. Ramallah, March 2 – Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas announced today that ...
Read More »Canada Sawry Abote Antisemitism
Ottawa, February 28 – A survey of Canadians reveals that the vast majority of them are sawry that manifestations of antisemitism have appeared in the country, as many of them thought Canada had pro-gressed beyond such phenomena. A poll conducted by ...
Read More »Actually, Most Israelis Want To See Tel Aviv Nuked Also
By the Rest of Israel The rhetoric surrounding Bibi Netanyahu’s scheduled speech to the US Congress about Iran’s nuclear program represents just one more little storm obscuring one important detail: most Israelis want Tel Aviv to get nuked. Let’s just be ...
Read More »Secret Codes To Control World Economy Accidentally Tweeted
Later in the day the Supreme Council of Elders convened and issued a new protocol intended to prevent a recurrence of the leak. Tel Aviv, February 26 – A rare mistake today by one of the shadowy Elders of Zion ...
Read More »Rabbis Rule Software Must Ask 3 Times Before Format Conversion
The new rules, called the Graphic Interface Yes-Urging Requirements (GIYUR), are aimed at gauging the sincerity of file conversions and weeding out the potentially dangerous ones. Jerusalem, February 25 – Israel’s Chief Rabbinate instituted new rules today for handling the ...
Read More »Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims
It was in fact they, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle. Nahal Oz, Israel, February 24 – Israel Defense Force engineers are working intensively to conceal a ...
Read More »Bibi, Herzog Agree To Televised Shouting Match
Such a medium dovetails with the entire society’s primary means of expression and communication. Jerusalem, February 24 – Israeli candidates for prime minister have not held a debate since the 1998 elections, but incumbent Binyamin Netanyahu and Opposition leader Isaac ...
Read More »Morally Consistent BDS To Target Saudi Arabia Any Day Now
“It’s possible they know something we don’t,” admitted Middle East scholar N. T. Semitt. Riyadh, February 22 – Despite vehement and vocal demonstrations of concern for human rights on college campuses across the United States in the form of student ...
Read More »Liberal Jews Aghast At Youth Without Reflexive Hate For Israel
“I always thought that Israel was the only place with those problems, and that J-Street was the legitimate, representative voice of American Jewry. Why didn’t anyone tell me otherwise?” Boston, February 22 – A just-released poll confirms fears about a ...
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