By US Secretary of State John Kerry The hullabaloo surrounding Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s speech to Congress this past week provides just the latest example of the misguided assumptions governing discourse of a developing agreement with Iran over its ...
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“The sheer audacity of the Teva enterprise is stunning,” said Ministry of Health spokesman Avi Uss. Petah Tikva, Israel, March 5 – One of the world’s largest pharmaceutical manufacturers has been caught dealing drugs, Israeli regulatory authorities announced today, and ...
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As a result of the Zionist homosexuality pathogen, the frequency of homosexuality in the Muslim world has increased four hundredfold in the ensuing eighty years. Cambridge, Massachusetts, March 4 – Researchers at Harvard University Medical School have concluded that homosexuality ...
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The Israel Electric Corporation has begun to demand compensation for electricity sent into Palestinian areas, indicating the misgivings that Israelis feel over it. Gaza City, March 4 – The residents of this crowded city live under the constant stream of ...
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Experts believe more people in suits will continue to talk about the first man in the suit in the weeks to come, unless something more compelling grabs the media’s attention, such as a piece of attire with ambiguous hues. Washington, ...
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“There’s nothing more ‘status quo’ than uncivil marriage,” acknowledges MK Tzipi Livni. Jerusalem, March 3 – Political, cultural, and religious forces continue to vie for supremacy in resolving the question of whether Israel will recognize civil marriage, but even the ...
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After June, only banks will be allowed to hold Israeli currency, which they will be forced to surrender in exchange for underage brides by the first of August. Ramallah, March 2 – Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas announced today that ...
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Ottawa, February 28 – A survey of Canadians reveals that the vast majority of them are sawry that manifestations of antisemitism have appeared in the country, as many of them thought Canada had pro-gressed beyond such phenomena. A poll conducted by ...
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By the Rest of Israel The rhetoric surrounding Bibi Netanyahu’s scheduled speech to the US Congress about Iran’s nuclear program represents just one more little storm obscuring one important detail: most Israelis want Tel Aviv to get nuked. Let’s just be ...
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Later in the day the Supreme Council of Elders convened and issued a new protocol intended to prevent a recurrence of the leak. Tel Aviv, February 26 – A rare mistake today by one of the shadowy Elders of Zion ...
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