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God Officially Forsakes Bad Tippers

God Officially Forsakes Bad Tippers

If the rollout proves successful, a similar policy will be applied to airline passengers who treat flight attendants and fellow travelers with disrespect. Heaven, February 20 – The Lord Almighty confirmed today that He has formally embarked on a policy ...

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Fig Leaf Party Struggling To Convey Authenticity

Fig Leaf Party Struggling To Convey Authenticity

“Political donors want to use us for their own purposes and have refused to fully get behind our movement.” Tel Aviv, February 18 – A once-hopeful new player on Israel’s electoral scene has had trouble convincing the electorate of its sincerity, ...

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UAE Sends Troops To Help Jordan Fight Free Speech

UAE Sends Troops To Help Jordan Fight Free Speech

“Oppression must be homegrown, like oil.” Amman, February 17 – After a lull in military moves by the United Arab Emirates, Jordanian and Emirati officials confirmed today that the two countries would run joint operations to roll back some of ...

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