"Maybe that means your whole story is made up!"
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Polish Economy Dips On Reports Jews No Longer Need To Leave Israel To Visit Mass Slaughter Sites
The agencies noted the condensed placement of the Gaza Envelope massacre sites vis-à-vis the comparatively scattered locations of Holocaust sites in Poland.
Read More »Postwar Japan Forced To Solve Societal Problems Because No Culture Of Blaming Jews For Everything
No alternative but to address at least some of their actual problems.
Read More »IDF Gaza Operation Disrupts Celebratory Palestinian Candy-Distribution
"Once again, the world stands idly as Israel wantonly ignores all international norms."
Read More »High-Voiced Gaza Man Claims No Idea Why Hamas Incendiary Helium Balloons Not Flying As Far Into Israel As Before
"We're all trying to figure out how this happened," stated Masri, looking around at his angry comrades, the timbre of his words evoking Alvin the Chipmunk.
Read More »Land-For-Peace Politicians Thinking This Maybe Not The Best Time For New Promo
"You know, with people's attention on, y'know, other things."
Read More »Opposition Tries To Build On Popular Anger With Claim Coalition Plans To Build Mechitza In Knesset Plenum
Mainstream news outlets amplified the accusations.
Read More »Man’s Entire Personality Based On Correcting Torah-Reader
At least half-a-dozen regulars at the 8:00 AM service show similar enthusiasm for catching the reader in mistakes both substantial and insubstantial.
Read More »Study: Majority Of Hamas Backers Adhere Not To Wahhabism But Whataboutism
Hamas owes something to Wahhabism in its ideology, though Whataboutism has proved much more salient in current rhetoric.
Read More »Iranian With Gas Problem Glad To Have So Many Mysterious Explosions Across Country To Cover For Him
The Mossad did not respond to any inquiries whether it knows of its operations' impact.
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