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"The grenades, bullets, and explosives we load onto the missiles have an unfortunate tendency to detonate on impact."

by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Congresswoman (NY - 14th Congressional District)

"They're also dropping flyers offering generous financial rewards for information on the hostages we took."

"That can't- no, you can't just decla- I mean, of course you can, but not- I'm going to cry."

At least two dozen from Arab countries without official diplomatic relations with Israel. Gaza Envelope, October 31 – A group of gun batteries providing smoke cover and targeting enemy positions and personnel with their ballistic fire reported today that in ...

"I am IN LITERAL HEAVEN."

“The innocent missiles were not armed with missiles.” Damascus, October 30 – Following an Israeli air attack on a military convoy headed toward Israel inside Syria, the Assad government and Iranian President Rouhani condemned Israel’s “aggression” against the surface-to-air missiles ...

“Those are totally real. If you don’t believe that, you’re Islamophobic.” London, October 30 – Activists dismissing the copious documentation of Hamas atrocities in southern Israel three weeks ago as fabricated or exaggerated – much of that documentation from the ...

How does anyone expect us to maintain morality?

"How about mayonnaise?"