“Contrary to what movies, TV programs, comic books, and video games might indicate, armor that leaves everything but a few choice points of female anatomy uncovered actually endangers the wearer,” read the complaint. Tzeelim Base, Negev Desert, February 5 – ...
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The Court now realizes that calling for the removal of Jews from only the areas that Israel captured in 1967 would be discriminatory. The Hague, Netherlands, February 4 – Following a review of the protocols that form the basis for ...
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Choudry expressed concern that such behavior on the part of Baghdadi might tarnish the name of Islam. Somewhere near the Iraq/Syria border, February 3 – The head of the Islamic State found himself embroiled in a scandal today when visiting ...
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Future leaders will be forced to bear nicknames that do not prompt people to wonder what the hell they were thinking. Tel Aviv, February 2 – Opposition Leader and current election frontrunner Isaac Herzog confirmed today that his moniker “Buji” ...
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“Unlike humans, who never really mature. Trees have no need for our fickle sensibilities, and our tendency to seize every moment.” Sacher Park, Jerusalem, February 1 – The trees in this wooded patch of the city remain completely unaware that ...
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By Gad the Levite We just witnessed a miraculous salvation – the LORD split the Sea of Reeds and left dry land through which we passed, and then drowned the Egyptian cavalry behind us. Of course we burst forth in inspired ...
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Tel Aviv, January 29 – The apparent success in warding off automotive terrorist attacks on passengers by placing massive concrete blocks at Jerusalem light rail stations has prompted the Tel Aviv municipality to take similar measures to prevent terrorism on ...
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The announcement elicited objections from the Association of Funeral Directors, who accused the government of harming their livelihood. Cairo, January 28 – Renewed civil unrest over the last week has prompted an Egyptian government concerned about its image to outlaw ...
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“Many important occasions demand his attention and there is no way he can attend them all and still conduct the affairs of state.” Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, January 28 – US President Barack Obama explained his decision today not to participate ...
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The event will take place in the schoolyard of the Imad Mughniyah Primary School in the Dahiyeh neighborhood, between the hours of 4 and 6 pm. Beirut, January 27 – A nearly 50-percent plunge in the price of crude oil ...
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