Absent specific evidence, the theories regarding how the Jews pulled it off have been as diverse as thought in the Islamist world is not. Cairo, February 10 – A series of rare images of Jews in the process of transforming into ...
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Feed SubscriptionHaaretz, NY Times To Stop Reporting Antisemitism
“Giving coverage to attacks on Jews would only encourage more such attacks.” Tel Aviv, February 9 – Two major international daily publications announced this morning (Monday) that they would no longer publish news stories involving incidents of Jew-hatred. The New York ...
Read More »Other Religious Wars Miffed Obama Didn’t Cite Them
“We suspect the president chose them simply because some of the Crusades were fought against Muslim armies, which, frankly, smacks of discrimination.” Wittenberg, Germany, February 8 – The backlash against US President Barack Obama’s invocation of the Crusades last week ...
Read More »No Wonder The World Wants To Kill You People
You’ve always been a bunch of troublemakers. By US President Barack Obama You have to have a thick skin to succeed in politics. The higher you rise, the thicker that skin must be, so as you can imagine, I’ve developed ...
Read More »Herzog Blasts Bibi: Half Israeli Incomes Below National Average
“It’s a documented feature of the Israeli economy that you can see right from the day Netanyahu took office.” Tel Aviv, February 4 – Opposition leader Isaac Herzog laced into incumbent Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu on the economic front ...
Read More »IDF Cheerleader Unit Complains Of Sexism
“Contrary to what movies, TV programs, comic books, and video games might indicate, armor that leaves everything but a few choice points of female anatomy uncovered actually endangers the wearer,” read the complaint. Tzeelim Base, Negev Desert, February 5 – ...
Read More »ICC Overturns Nuremberg Convictions
The Court now realizes that calling for the removal of Jews from only the areas that Israel captured in 1967 would be discriminatory. The Hague, Netherlands, February 4 – Following a review of the protocols that form the basis for ...
Read More »ISIS Leader Caught Without Underage Bride
Choudry expressed concern that such behavior on the part of Baghdadi might tarnish the name of Islam. Somewhere near the Iraq/Syria border, February 3 – The head of the Islamic State found himself embroiled in a scandal today when visiting ...
Read More »‘Buji’ Herzog Snags Last Remaining Stupid Nickname
Future leaders will be forced to bear nicknames that do not prompt people to wonder what the hell they were thinking. Tel Aviv, February 2 – Opposition Leader and current election frontrunner Isaac Herzog confirmed today that his moniker “Buji” ...
Read More »Trees Totally Oblivious Tu Bishvat Coming
“Unlike humans, who never really mature. Trees have no need for our fickle sensibilities, and our tendency to seize every moment.” Sacher Park, Jerusalem, February 1 – The trees in this wooded patch of the city remain completely unaware that ...
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