Jerusalem, January 27 – The sudden collapse of Facebook and Instagram this morning inconvenienced more than a billion people, but perhaps none more so than the Israeli cabinet, who were now forced to pay attention during their weekly meeting. Long ...
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Alleyways that previously could only allow two people to pass abreast now have the capacity for an entire pedestrian to trip into one of the many open ditches and break as many as eighteen bones at once. Jerusalem, January 26 ...
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By Federica Mogherini, High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy The civilized world’s reaction to the shootings in Paris several weeks ago led to some important soul-searching among Western leaders and thinkers: while the attacks are ...
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“I think it speaks to the level of control the Zionist-controlled media has over the rest of the so called independent media.” London, January 24 – Mira Bar-Hillel, a British-Israeli Journalist working for the Evening Standard, helped break a story ...
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“Even though this is high art, those philistines in ISIS probably don’t understand the finer points of Islamic culture.” By Tzvi Ben Yaakov Gaza City, January 22 – What has long greeted visiting journalists and dignitaries to the palatial Hamas headquarters ...
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Rowling was last seen donning a Burqa, leaving the building, and blending into the crowd. Edinburgh, Scotland, January 21 – In a shocking revelation, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling told reporters yesterday that the inspiration for the Lord Voldemort character in her blockbuster ...
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The first group of alumni is scheduled to perform for a compliant video crew from the BBC next week Hebron, January 21 – After an embarrassing incident in which a woman was caught on camera being coached to cry just so ...
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‘An eternal two-digit number of minutes’ Tel Aviv, January 21 – Opposition leader and current electoral front-runner Isaac Herzog showed an unprecedented level of restraint in Israeli politics this morning by refraining from using today’s stabbing attack in Tel Aviv ...
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“We cannot in good conscience allow for products under our aegis to be associated with political or religious violence,” said Commission spokeswoman Hedda Pmaias. Brussels, January 21 – In a quick reaction to this morning’s stabbing attack on a Tel ...
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Hamas declares war on any ideology differing slightly from Islam; beheading established as Palestinian national sport. Gaza City, January 21 – The Islamist movement that runs the Gaza Strip has unveiled a new initiative to rid the territory of Christians, pacifists, liberals, feminists, homosexuals, ...
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