Rowling was last seen donning a Burqa, leaving the building, and blending into the crowd. Edinburgh, Scotland, January 21 – In a shocking revelation, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling told reporters yesterday that the inspiration for the Lord Voldemort character in her blockbuster ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinians Form Elite Unit To Cry For Foreign Cameras
The first group of alumni is scheduled to perform for a compliant video crew from the BBC next week Hebron, January 21 – After an embarrassing incident in which a woman was caught on camera being coached to cry just so ...
Read More »Herzog Waits Record 20 Minutes Before Exploiting Stabbing
‘An eternal two-digit number of minutes’ Tel Aviv, January 21 – Opposition leader and current electoral front-runner Isaac Herzog showed an unprecedented level of restraint in Israeli politics this morning by refraining from using today’s stabbing attack in Tel Aviv ...
Read More »After Stabbing On Tel Aviv Bus, EU To Stop Selling Buses To Israel
“We cannot in good conscience allow for products under our aegis to be associated with political or religious violence,” said Commission spokeswoman Hedda Pmaias. Brussels, January 21 – In a quick reaction to this morning’s stabbing attack on a Tel ...
Read More »Beheading Trending in Gaza
Hamas declares war on any ideology differing slightly from Islam; beheading established as Palestinian national sport. Gaza City, January 21 – The Islamist movement that runs the Gaza Strip has unveiled a new initiative to rid the territory of Christians, pacifists, liberals, feminists, homosexuals, ...
Read More »Biblical Zoo Acquires Leviathan; Seeks Larger Site
Beit Shemesh, January 21 – One of Israel’s small, niche zoos has put itself on the map by becoming the first such establishment in the world to house the legendary Leviathan. The Biblical Museum of Natural History in the Northern Industrial ...
Read More »Hebrew Language Academy Flummoxed By ‘In The Black’
“We can’t wrap our heads around that idea,” admitted a committee member. Jerusalem, January 20 – Israel’s authority on the proper Hebrew equivalent to vernacular terms adopted into the language has declined to translate foreign terms referring to a positive balance ...
Read More »We’re Pleased To Announce Jim Clancy Has Joined Stormfront
By Don Black, Founder and Webmaster, Stormfront.org It’s not everyday that a grassroots operation such as ours lands a veteran personality from the mainstream media. But this organization is both pleased and proud to welcome Mr. Jim Clancy as a ...
Read More »Yisrael Beiteinu MKs Convert To Islam Rather Than Face Elections
Jerusalem, January 17 – The confluence of poor polling results and a swath of recently-emerged corruption allegations has prompted several prominent figures in the hard-line Yisrael Beiteinu party to embrace Islam rather than participate in upcoming elections with the party. ...
Read More »Palestinians Renew Membership In Court Of Public Opinion
Ramallah, January 15 – Following a highly showcased move of joining the International Criminal Court, the proto-state of Palestine renewed its membership in the Court of Public Opinion a judiciary body much more accepting of the Palestinian position on multiple ...
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