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Jerusalem To Cut Out Middle Man, Make Sidewalks Of Dog Poop

Jerusalem To Cut Out Middle Man, Make Sidewalks Of Dog Poop

Jerusalem, December 31 – Mayor Nir Barkat approved a measure today to save the Municipality of Jerusalem millions of shekels annually by paving streets and sidewalks directly with dog droppings instead of laboriously laying bricks or asphalt and then bringing in dog ...

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Elitists Already Disappointed By Election Results

Elitists Already Disappointed By Election Results

Ramat Aviv, December 28 – Israelis who obviously know better than you what is good for the country have already declared their dissatisfaction with the outcome of elections this coming March. A diverse group of elitists from across the narrowest ...

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Hamas To Execute Gravity For Collaboration With Israel

Hamas To Execute Gravity For Collaboration With Israel

Gaza City, December 27 – The Hamas movement that governs the Gaza Strip has sentenced gravity to death, after the force of nature was convicted of providing assistance to Israel in its recent Protective Edge operation against the Gaza Strip, and ...

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Israel Issues Travel Warning For US, France, Sweden

Israel Issues Travel Warning For US, France, Sweden

Jerusalem, December 26 – A spate of ethnic violence in a number of Western countries has prompted the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs to put out a travel advisory warning Israelis to avoid those countries if possible. A series of ...

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Ancient Jews Conspired To Legitimize Modern Settlements

Ancient Jews Conspired To Legitimize Modern Settlements

Shiloh, Occupied West Bank, December 24 – Archaeologists have unearthed a vast conspiratorial effort by ancient Israelites to make Jews living in Palestine 3,000 years later look indigenous, scholars are reporting. Over the last century and a half, diggers have ...

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