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New Palestinian Dating Site For ‘Lone Wolves’

New Palestinian Dating Site For ‘Lone Wolves’

Jenin, January 14 – A group of Arab entrepreneurs believes the time is ripe to tap the market potential of what appears to be a growing population of ‘lone’ Palestinians who attack Jews and Israelis, under the assumption that such lonely ...

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CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists

CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists

Atlanta, January 10 – In the interest of journalistic balance, the international news giant Cable News Network announced today it would pay $10,000 to individuals who submitted stories, or leads that produced stories, that cast Islamists in a positive light. ...

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Al-Qaeda Seeks ICC Membership Retroactive To Sep 12, 2001

Al-Qaeda Seeks ICC Membership Retroactive To Sep 12, 2001

The Hague, The Netherlands, January 7 – Following the lead of the nascent State of Palestine, the international terrorist organization Al Qaeda submitted its application today for membership in the International Criminal Court, specifically seeking the court’s action on actions ...

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God, Angels Laughing Riotously Over Muhammad Cartoons

God, Angels Laughing Riotously Over Muhammad Cartoons

The Heavens, January 7 – The LORD Almighty and His ministering angels are just tickled pink, as it were, by the hullabaloo surrounding cartoons and films mocking Muhammad, heavenly sources say. “Thus saith the LORD: Thou canst not make this stuff ...

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