Professor Roelle has become the target of literally three calls for apology and correction, a veritable torrent of criticism. Urbana-Champaign, Illinois, March 10 – In an unprecedented occurrence, a left-wing professor at a prestigious university has used her limited knowledge ...
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Feed SubscriptionThis Time, Livni To Stay Until Political Party Good And Sunk
“I have always had the State’s interests at the forefront of my mind, and it is mere coincidence that those dynamic, fluid interests always happen to dovetail completely with my career aspirations.” Tel Aviv, March 9 – Aspiring prime minister ...
Read More »Privation Driving Gazans To Penile Enlargement
Pensions to the families of Palestinians killed while trying to kill Israelis are only being paid at 100%. Rafah Crossing, Gaza Strip, March 8 – Life in this Palestinian coastal enclave has become so challenging under enforced Israeli and Egyptian border ...
Read More »There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Discuss Iran Deal After It’s Signed
By US Secretary of State John Kerry The hullabaloo surrounding Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s speech to Congress this past week provides just the latest example of the misguided assumptions governing discourse of a developing agreement with Iran over its ...
Read More »Teva Pharmaceuticals Caught Selling Drugs
“The sheer audacity of the Teva enterprise is stunning,” said Ministry of Health spokesman Avi Uss. Petah Tikva, Israel, March 5 – One of the world’s largest pharmaceutical manufacturers has been caught dealing drugs, Israeli regulatory authorities announced today, and ...
Read More »Harvard: Homosexuality Created By Zionists To Pervert Muslims
As a result of the Zionist homosexuality pathogen, the frequency of homosexuality in the Muslim world has increased four hundredfold in the ensuing eighty years. Cambridge, Massachusetts, March 4 – Researchers at Harvard University Medical School have concluded that homosexuality ...
Read More »Israel Sending Deadly Electricity Through Gaza Power Lines
The Israel Electric Corporation has begun to demand compensation for electricity sent into Palestinian areas, indicating the misgivings that Israelis feel over it. Gaza City, March 4 – The residents of this crowded city live under the constant stream of ...
Read More »Man In Suit Addresses Other Men In Suits
Experts believe more people in suits will continue to talk about the first man in the suit in the weeks to come, unless something more compelling grabs the media’s attention, such as a piece of attire with ambiguous hues. Washington, ...
Read More »Legislation For Uncivil Marriage Achieves Consensus
“There’s nothing more ‘status quo’ than uncivil marriage,” acknowledges MK Tzipi Livni. Jerusalem, March 3 – Political, cultural, and religious forces continue to vie for supremacy in resolving the question of whether Israel will recognize civil marriage, but even the ...
Read More »Palestinians To Boycott Israeli Currency, Use Barter Economy
After June, only banks will be allowed to hold Israeli currency, which they will be forced to surrender in exchange for underage brides by the first of August. Ramallah, March 2 – Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas announced today that ...
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