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Hebrew Language Academy Flummoxed By ‘In The Black’

Hebrew Language Academy Flummoxed By ‘In The Black’

“We can’t wrap our heads around that idea,” admitted a committee member. Jerusalem, January 20 – Israel’s authority on the proper Hebrew equivalent to vernacular terms adopted into the language has declined to translate foreign terms referring to a positive balance ...

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Palestinians Renew Membership In Court Of Public Opinion

Palestinians Renew Membership In Court Of Public Opinion

Ramallah, January 15 – Following a highly showcased move of joining the International Criminal Court, the proto-state of Palestine renewed its membership in the Court of Public Opinion a judiciary body much more accepting of the Palestinian position on multiple ...

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New Palestinian Dating Site For ‘Lone Wolves’

New Palestinian Dating Site For ‘Lone Wolves’

Jenin, January 14 – A group of Arab entrepreneurs believes the time is ripe to tap the market potential of what appears to be a growing population of ‘lone’ Palestinians who attack Jews and Israelis, under the assumption that such lonely ...

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CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists

CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists

Atlanta, January 10 – In the interest of journalistic balance, the international news giant Cable News Network announced today it would pay $10,000 to individuals who submitted stories, or leads that produced stories, that cast Islamists in a positive light. ...

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