PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

New York, November 8 – A new United Nations report released today on global phenomena representing existential threats to mankind points to Israel’s construction activity as the leading danger to the species’ survival. The 100-page report by the United Nations ...

An attempt to fulfill the millennia-old dream of ushering in the messianic age by having all Jews observe a single Sabbath was spoiled this Saturday by Morty Hope, a 41-year-old Jew from Anchorage, Alaska, who violated the holy day by ...

By US Secretary of State John Kerry The people of Israel have the sympathy of the United States government as they face mounting tension and violence. But responding to that violence by placing concrete blocks at train stations only creates ...

Tel Aviv, November 5 – Leading proponents of Israeli democracy are beginning to have second thoughts about the inclusion of democracy in their matrix of core ideological values, a new paper from a left-wing think-tank argued this week. In an ...

“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” said an AI spokesman. Gaza City, November 5 – One of the world’s most prominent organizations working to raise awareness of human rights violations and political repression will officially join forces with ...

Tel Aviv, November 4 – A Maccabi Tel Aviv soccer player who defended himself against the assault of a fan who ran onto the field now faces condemnation from the United Nations for his actions. In last night’s match between ...

Cherry Hill, New Jersey, November 3 – Nerds and bullies clashed today at a local school when geek extremists visited the third-most-important bully hangout site without permission. The clashes began when a Poindexter study group entered the school library with ...

Jerusalem, November 2 – The institution where the shooter of a prominent Jewish activist worked has terminated the man’s employment now that the police have killed him, the Menachem Begin Heritage Center announced today. The Begin Center fired Muataz Hijazi this morning, ...

Mosul, Iraq, November 2 – Crumbling technological infrastructure in the war-torn Middle East is wreaking havoc with Islamic martyrs’ ability to reach their promised 72 virgins, religious leaders told reporters today. The civil war in Syria, tribal fighting in Iraq, ...

By Mustafa Abu Bakr, Muslim Immigrant to Sweden Cynics will point to Sweden’s recognition of the State of Palestine this week and accuse Stockholm of pandering to the country’s large and growing Muslim population. To which we Muslims say: you’re ...