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Knesset Humor Committee Proposes Listening To Voters

Knesset Humor Committee Proposes Listening To Voters

Jerusalem, November 12 – A bill originating with the Knesset Humor Committee to take the electorate’s wishes into consideration while legislating passed its initial vote Tuesday to raucous laughter. The Make Obligatory the Consideration by Knesset Electees of Represented Yearnings ...

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Israel To Allow Snozzcumbers Into Gaza

Israel To Allow Snozzcumbers Into Gaza

Kerem Shalom, Israel, November 9 – In a further bid to ease conditions for residents of the Gaza Strip, Israel has expanded the list of materials it will allow into the territory to include the snozzcumber, a vegetable with nutritive ...

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Study: Jews Building Homes Biggest Threat To Human Safety

Study: Jews Building Homes Biggest Threat To Human Safety

New York, November 8 – A new United Nations report released today on global phenomena representing existential threats to mankind points to Israel’s construction activity as the leading danger to the species’ survival. The 100-page report by the United Nations ...

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Messiah Thwarted By Lone Jew Violating Sabbath

Messiah Thwarted By Lone Jew Violating Sabbath

An attempt to fulfill the millennia-old dream of ushering in the messianic age by having all Jews observe a single Sabbath was spoiled this Saturday by Morty Hope, a 41-year-old Jew from Anchorage, Alaska, who violated the holy day by ...

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Amnesty International To Merge With Hamas

Amnesty International To Merge With Hamas

“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” said an AI spokesman. Gaza City, November 5 – One of the world’s most prominent organizations working to raise awareness of human rights violations and political repression will officially join forces with ...

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