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‘Babes Of Hamas’ Pinup Calendar Selling Poorly

‘Babes Of Hamas’ Pinup Calendar Selling Poorly

Gaza City, October 19 – An attempt to raise funds for Hamas’s military wing via the sale of a calendar featuring attractive Muslim women has produced poor results, a spokesman for the movement conceded today. The “Babes of Hamas” pinup ...

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Iran On Texas Execution Rate: ‘Bloody Amateurs’

Iran On Texas Execution Rate: ‘Bloody Amateurs’

“Wannabe Texas can’t even manage one per week. That would be comical if it weren’t so downright lame.” Tehran, October 16 – Officials in Iran expressed disdain for the supposed cruelty of Texas’s criminal justice system today, calling the Lone ...

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UK Also Votes To Symbolically Recognize Vichy France

UK Also Votes To Symbolically Recognize Vichy France

London, October 15 – Following a vote in the House of Commons Monday to grant symbolic recognition to a Palestinian state, Parliament passed a similar non-binding motion to grant the same recognition to the Pétain government of Nazi-occupied France. The ...

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Jews To Expand Use Of Gentile Blood To Cookies, Pizza

Jews To Expand Use Of Gentile Blood To Cookies, Pizza

Jerusalem, October 13 – After focusing for nearly a thousand years on the ritual inclusion of non-Jewish blood in their Passover unleavened bread, Jews have begun to broaden their use of the special substance in other foodstuffs beyond the strictly ...

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