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Palestinians To Pay Family Of Crown Heights Stabber

Palestinians To Pay Family Of Crown Heights Stabber

Ramallah, December 10 – The Palestinian Authority announced today that it had added the name of the man who stabbed a Lubavicher Hasid in Brooklyn early Tuesday morning to its roster of martyrs whose families receive pensions. Late last night a ...

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Meah Shearim EMTs To Treat Only The Modestly Dressed

Meah Shearim EMTs To Treat Only The Modestly Dressed

Jerusalem, December 10 – Volunteer paramedics serving the ultra-orthodox Jerusalem enclave of Meah Shearim have announced that effective immediately, they will refuse medical treatment to anyone whose attire does not meet the modesty requirements of Jewish law. The local volunteer ...

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18-Year-Old Still Thinks Her Vote Matters

18-Year-Old Still Thinks Her Vote Matters

Haifa, December 9 – Dahlia Moshe wasn’t old enough to vote in the most recent municipal elections, but the upcoming Israeli national elections in March have her eager for the opportunity to participate in the democratic process, since she has yet to ...

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Mossad Warns Gaza Stockpiling Sewage

Mossad Warns Gaza Stockpiling Sewage

Tel Aviv, December 8 – Intelligence officials alerted the Israeli military and political leadership this morning that the Gaza Strip has begun accumulating millions of gallons of untreated sewage for an as-yet-unclear use. Mossad and military intelligence units discovered the ...

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Lebanon Officially Renamed Refugistan

Lebanon Officially Renamed Refugistan

Beirut, December 7 – The latest influx of  people fleeing the ongoing civil war in Syria has tipped the balance of Lebanon’s population, rendering Lebanese citizens a minority in their country and prompting the government to formally rename the country ...

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