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Holocaust Denier Denies Not Denying Holocaust

Holocaust Denier Denies Not Denying Holocaust

Tehran, October 23 – A senior Iranian official today denied reports that he had failed to deny the Holocaust, attempting to fend off criticism from political rivals intent on denying him support. Maher Shalalhashbaz, a regional governor, told reporters he ...

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Elvis Presley To Play Israel In May 2015

Elvis Presley To Play Israel In May 2015

Tel Aviv, October 22 – Music fans in Israel will be treated to four live shows by legendary rock musician Elvis Presley this coming spring, local promoters announced today. King Promotions, a Tel-Aviv-based agency, announced that in May next year, ...

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‘Babes Of Hamas’ Pinup Calendar Selling Poorly

‘Babes Of Hamas’ Pinup Calendar Selling Poorly

Gaza City, October 19 – An attempt to raise funds for Hamas’s military wing via the sale of a calendar featuring attractive Muslim women has produced poor results, a spokesman for the movement conceded today. The “Babes of Hamas” pinup ...

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Iran On Texas Execution Rate: ‘Bloody Amateurs’

Iran On Texas Execution Rate: ‘Bloody Amateurs’

“Wannabe Texas can’t even manage one per week. That would be comical if it weren’t so downright lame.” Tehran, October 16 – Officials in Iran expressed disdain for the supposed cruelty of Texas’s criminal justice system today, calling the Lone ...

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UK Also Votes To Symbolically Recognize Vichy France

UK Also Votes To Symbolically Recognize Vichy France

London, October 15 – Following a vote in the House of Commons Monday to grant symbolic recognition to a Palestinian state, Parliament passed a similar non-binding motion to grant the same recognition to the Pétain government of Nazi-occupied France. The ...

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