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Beheading Trending in Gaza

Beheading Trending in Gaza

Hamas declares war on any ideology differing slightly from Islam; beheading established as Palestinian national sport. Gaza City, January 21 – The Islamist movement that runs the Gaza Strip has unveiled a new initiative to rid the territory of Christians, pacifists, liberals, feminists, homosexuals, ...

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Biblical Zoo Acquires Leviathan; Seeks Larger Site

Biblical Zoo Acquires Leviathan; Seeks Larger Site

Beit Shemesh, January 21 – One of Israel’s small, niche zoos has put itself on the map by becoming the first such establishment in the world to house the legendary Leviathan. The Biblical Museum of Natural History in the Northern Industrial ...

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Hebrew Language Academy Flummoxed By ‘In The Black’

Hebrew Language Academy Flummoxed By ‘In The Black’

“We can’t wrap our heads around that idea,” admitted a committee member. Jerusalem, January 20 – Israel’s authority on the proper Hebrew equivalent to vernacular terms adopted into the language has declined to translate foreign terms referring to a positive balance ...

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Palestinians Renew Membership In Court Of Public Opinion

Palestinians Renew Membership In Court Of Public Opinion

Ramallah, January 15 – Following a highly showcased move of joining the International Criminal Court, the proto-state of Palestine renewed its membership in the Court of Public Opinion a judiciary body much more accepting of the Palestinian position on multiple ...

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New Palestinian Dating Site For ‘Lone Wolves’

New Palestinian Dating Site For ‘Lone Wolves’

Jenin, January 14 – A group of Arab entrepreneurs believes the time is ripe to tap the market potential of what appears to be a growing population of ‘lone’ Palestinians who attack Jews and Israelis, under the assumption that such lonely ...

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