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Report: This Beheading Thing Getting Old

Report: This Beheading Thing Getting Old

London, October 4 – The latest instance of the Islamic State’s use of beheading to intimidate the West serves as evidence that the technique no longer carries the novelty it once did, news outlets reported this weekend, and in fact ...

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Synagogue Under Fire For ‘Adopt-A-Terrorist’ Program

Synagogue Under Fire For ‘Adopt-A-Terrorist’ Program

Woodmere, NY, October 1 – The Jewish communities of Long Island’s Five Towns area are in an uproar over a local synagogue’s initiative to link individual member families with specific inmates in Israel’s prison system incarcerated for engaging in terrorist ...

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Only Remaining Untainted Candidate For Police Chief A Turnip

Only Remaining Untainted Candidate For Police Chief A Turnip

Jerusalem, October 1 – Police officials announced today that the vast majority of potential successors to the police commissioner have been eliminated from contention, ruling out everyone but a turnip in the Machane Yehuda market. Corruption scandals and incompetence have ...

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Obama Now An Authority On What Is, Is Not Islam

Obama Now An Authority On What Is, Is Not Islam

New York, September 28 – Muslims around the world are shifting their religious allegiances on matters of doctrine, say experts, as a result of US President Barack Obama’s obvious expertise in their spiritual affairs, which he demonstrated last week by ...

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