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Abraham Arrested After Nearly Sacrificing Son

Abraham Arrested After Nearly Sacrificing Son

Beersheba, the Land of Canaan – Canaanite authorities have placed Abraham under arrest today, alleging that he recklessly endangered the life of his son by almost sacrificing the child to the LORD. Abraham, a father of two residing in the ...

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Report: Interior Ministry Supposed To Be Doing More Than Home Decor

Report: Interior Ministry Supposed To Be Doing More Than Home Decor

Jerusalem, September 23 – An audit by the State Comptroller has revealed that the Ministry of the Interior has apparently been misunderstanding its mission, and has restricted itself to managing home and office decor when its actual mandate involves  local government, citizenship and residency, ...

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Even We Can’t Keep Track Of All Our Conspiracies Anymore

Even We Can’t Keep Track Of All Our Conspiracies Anymore

By the International Zionist Conspiracy The twenty-first century is a pretty complex place. The world is teeming with more than seven billion souls, with international and domestic crises to manage absolutely everywhere. As you can imagine, the level of International ...

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Obama Announces Fine, He’s Really a Muslim

Obama Announces Fine, He’s Really a Muslim

Washington, September 19 – Reacting to years of right-wing agitation on the subject, President Barack Obama announced today that, if they insist, fine, he’s actually a Muslim. At  a White House press conference this morning, the President told the assembled ...

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Knesset Approves 0% Tax On Knesset Member Salaries

Knesset Approves 0% Tax On Knesset Member Salaries

Jerusalem, September 17 – Amid tensions in the governing coalition over the fate of a law meant to eliminate the Value Added Tax on certain purchases of a home, the government and Knesset lawmakers showed no such hesitation in instituting ...

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