by Inge Boer, European Commission Directorate Secretary
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Feed SubscriptionScientists Awed By Gaza Casualty Counts That Shrink When It Turns Out Blast Not An IDF Strike
"There's something going on here that we normally associate only with the quantum realm of physics."
Read More »Jerusalem Installs New Dumpsters For Residents To Ignore, Pile Trash Next To
A new way not to dispose properly of garbage.
Read More »Boy Who Ransacked Bedroom, Stole Toys, Broke Window, Killed Goldfish, Beat Up Brother, Denies Kicking Him Too
"Maybe that means your whole story is made up!"
Read More »Polish Economy Dips On Reports Jews No Longer Need To Leave Israel To Visit Mass Slaughter Sites
The agencies noted the condensed placement of the Gaza Envelope massacre sites vis-à-vis the comparatively scattered locations of Holocaust sites in Poland.
Read More »Postwar Japan Forced To Solve Societal Problems Because No Culture Of Blaming Jews For Everything
No alternative but to address at least some of their actual problems.
Read More »IDF Gaza Operation Disrupts Celebratory Palestinian Candy-Distribution
"Once again, the world stands idly as Israel wantonly ignores all international norms."
Read More »High-Voiced Gaza Man Claims No Idea Why Hamas Incendiary Helium Balloons Not Flying As Far Into Israel As Before
"We're all trying to figure out how this happened," stated Masri, looking around at his angry comrades, the timbre of his words evoking Alvin the Chipmunk.
Read More »Land-For-Peace Politicians Thinking This Maybe Not The Best Time For New Promo
"You know, with people's attention on, y'know, other things."
Read More »Opposition Tries To Build On Popular Anger With Claim Coalition Plans To Build Mechitza In Knesset Plenum
Mainstream news outlets amplified the accusations.
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