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Lebanon Officially Renamed Refugistan

Lebanon Officially Renamed Refugistan

Beirut, December 7 – The latest influx of  people fleeing the ongoing civil war in Syria has tipped the balance of Lebanon’s population, rendering Lebanese citizens a minority in their country and prompting the government to formally rename the country ...

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Green Activists Lament Unused Space In Nazi Mass Graves

Green Activists Lament Unused Space In Nazi Mass Graves

Babi Yar, Ukraine, December 5 – Ecology-oriented parties across the Continent are expressing regret that the Nazis and their collaborators did not display more efficient use of precious space by finding more Jews to fill many partially-empty mass graves, and ...

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Is It Time To Take Down The Sukkah Yet?

Is It Time To Take Down The Sukkah Yet?

By Indy Saisev Judaism is usually pretty specific about when to do what. All you have to do is look in a book or two and you have your answer. So I’m finding it both troubling and confusing that no ...

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Netanyahu Denies Having Scruples

Netanyahu Denies Having Scruples

Corruption at the top has long been a tradition in Israeli politics. Jerusalem, December 2 – Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu responded harshly today to accusations he had developed a conscience or morals, following remarks by fellow politicians insinuating that ...

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Palestinian Rock-Thrower Suspended For Steroid Use

Palestinian Rock-Thrower Suspended For Steroid Use

In the last six months a total of eleven youths have received suspensions and twenty-nine more were placed on probation, numbers that represent a threefold increase since 2005. Ramallah, December 1 – A Palestinian youth who regularly hurls rocks and ...

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Mubarak Case Collapses, Killing 1

Mubarak Case Collapses, Killing 1

Cairo, November 30 – The magistrate overseeing former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s trial on murder and corruption charges decided to drop the case yesterday, causing the case to collapse, kill at least one person, and injure an unknown number. Mubarak, now ...

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Ferguson Protesters Puzzled By Security Council Inaction

Ferguson Protesters Puzzled By Security Council Inaction

Ferguson, Missouri, November 28 – African-American residents of this town and their supporters from around the nation have yet to hear from either the United Nations Security Council or its Human Rights Council, disappointing many who expected at least one ...

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