Jerusalem, September 16 – Stiff competition in the high-stakes hot beverage market has led to increasing violence as customers torn between nearly identical competing chains get caught up in it. This month alone, more than a dozen have been killed ...
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Feed SubscriptionRay Rice: I Expected Y’all To Blame Israel, Not Me
By Ray Rice, Baltimore Ravens Running Back I’m as shocked as the next guy over the video of me beating up my wife: since when do the media blame anyone but Israel when dark-skinned people suffer? We just went through ...
Read More »Unit 8200: IDF To Cancel Disobedience Training
Tel Aviv, September 14 – A letter from a group of disgruntled intelligence corps reservists refusing further participation in duties that they claim treat Palestinians with unnecessary harshness has prompted a public outcry and caused the Israeli military to call ...
Read More »To Keep Citizens From Joining ISIS, Nations To Hold Pillages At Home
London, September 13 – To blunt the visceral appeal to young men of a militia that encourages its fighters to engage in brutality, abuse, rape, and theft, countries around the word have developed a plan to keep the potential Islamic ...
Read More »Tibi Proposes Official Name Change Of Jerusalem To Al Quds
Jerusalem, September 12 – Member of Knesset Ahmad Tibi submitted a legislative proposal today that calls for Israel to switch the name of its capital city to its parallel Arabic appellation, stating that use of the Hebrew constitutes prejudice against ...
Read More »Palestinian Authority Unveils Memorial To 9/11 Hijackers
Ramallah, September 11 – Thirteen years after nearly 3,000 people were killed in Islamic terrorist attacks on US soil, a Palestinian monument has finally been set up to commemorate the event and to honor those who died piloting the aircraft ...
Read More »Jordanian Official Denies Breathing Oxygen Produced By Israeli Trees
Amman, Jordan, September 10 – A Jordanian government minister has found himself under fire for allegedly breathing oxygen made by trees in Israel, a charge the official denies. News reports yesterday mentioned Minister of Agriculture Ayyam Aprik in connection with ...
Read More »Jurisdiction Dispute Over Jesus’s Passport Delays Second Coming
Jerusalem, September 10 – The Christian Savior has had his prophesied return delayed again following disagreement among Israeli, Jordanian, and Palestinian officials over which political entity will handle his travel documents. Jesus Christ, who had foretold his return after coming ...
Read More »Canaanite Shield With Child Tied To Front Proves Palestinian Ancestry
Hatzor, Israel, September 9 – Archaeologists excavating the Canaanite stronghold of Hatzor have discovered an artifact that conclusively corroborates the Palestinian claim to descent from those pre-Israelite inhabitants: the shield of a Canaanite warrior, to which a small child has ...
Read More »I’m Telling You, There’s No Military Solution To Nazi Germany
By Zahava Gal-On, Meretz You’re not going to hear this from your right-wing government, but as a member of the Opposition it’s my job to confront everyone with the unpleasant truth: despite the Allies’ superior military capacity, there is no ...
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